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Game Thread: Calgary Flames at Seattle Kraken - 04 Oct 2026 - 5:00PM PDT
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u/nhl-goalpost — 11 days ago
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Post-Game Thread: Calgary Flames at Seattle Kraken - 04 Oct 2026
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u/nhl-goalpost — 10 days ago
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🚨🦑🔥 WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! HOME OPENER!!! BUOY ATE THE FIRE ALARM, AND THE ZAMBONI IS BEING DRIVEN BY A FUCKING SQUID WITH A LEARNER’S PERMIT!!! IT’S FUCKING GAMEDAY!!! 🚨🧯💥
CALGARY!!! WE BEAT YOU 6–1 THURSDAY!!! NOW YOU’RE 0–2 WITH TWO GOALS ALL SEASON!!! THESE FLAMES HAVE THE HEAT OF A FUCKING EASY-BAKE OVEN WITH DEAD BATTERIES!!! 🔥🧁😭
LAST NIGHT!!! TIED UNTIL THE FINAL THREE MINUTES, THEN THE POINTS ESCAPED LIKE A HAMSTER THROUGH A FUCKING DRYER VENT!!! FINISH THE GAME!!! 🐹💀
MCCANN!!! BENIERS!!! KAKKO!!! SEVEN COMBINED POINTS AGAINST CALGARY!!! COOK LIKE THREE RACCOONS WHO STOLE GUY FIERI’S FUCKING IDENTITY!!! 🦝🍳🔥
CATTON!!! WRIGHT!!! WINTERTON!!! BACK-TO-BACK!!! KEEP THOSE LEGS MOVING NO FUCKING DECAF!!! ☕🏒💥
MCMANN!!! KEEP FIRING!!! EVERYBODY ELSE, JOIN HIM!!! THEIR NET ISN’T A FUCKING MUSEUM EXHIBIT!!! 🖼️😭
PENALTY KILL!!! KEEP IT UP!!! STAY OUT OF THE BOX!!! NO TWO-MINUTE VACATIONS IN THE FUCKING NAUGHTY AQUARIUM!!! 🐠💀
FIVE PM!!! PUREE THE FLAMES INTO GAS STATION SALSA!!! 🌶️🦑💥
LET’S FUCKING GO KRAKEN!!! 🦑🔥🏒
u/Individual-Net-9296 — 11 days ago
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Home opener let’s go kraken!!! Also I got my self a cheese board I’m so fancy now mom 😂😂😂
u/lostinclouds22 — 10 days ago
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It's sad that our team highlights rarely get posted to the main hockey sub as they happen.
I dont know where other people are getting their clips but none of our 3 goals so far tonight have been posted. Just a sad observation.
u/Sutopwerdna — 10 days ago
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Wife bought a Cricut.. naturally.. I had to make a vinyl water bottle sticker.
u/RyNoDaHeaux — 10 days ago
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For the second year in a row and in their history, the Seattle Kraken have won their home opener!
reddit.comu/FancyShrimp — 10 days ago
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New Amex Lounge in CPA has free drinks for platinum cardholders
Checked out the new Amex Lounge (where the east half of space needle lounge used to be) pre-game today, you get two free drinks and can bring a +1 if you’re a platinum card holder, saved us a casual $50 lol
u/RiseUpRedSea — 10 days ago
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Dunner signing in black on the far right. Still happy. 🫠😅
u/breeezypoo — 10 days ago
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New faster security (except with bags) with the new Evolv scanners like at T-Mobile Park!
reddit.comu/msp_ryno — 10 days ago