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The hand buzzer prank!!! [@_TV33_]

Kit encounters Malice for the fifth time in a very open field. Without her pals at the time.

Startled by the cybernetic cyclops cat.

"What do you want from me this time?!" Kit growled, quickly resorting to self-defense like the last battles they've met.

"It's....it's not what you think...I promise" Malice, seems to be rather remorseful this time.

"Hmph? What are you trying to say?" Kit, still uncertain.

"You know....all these battles and being your doppelganger enemy has gotten really old now."

Kit: "So....this means?"

"I'm switching sides and teaming up with you. I'm joining the Farcade. >.)" Malice slowly approaches towards Kit.

"You promise?"

"Yes. I promise. And I'm completely sorry for everything I've done towards you for all these years. Causing fear and tears. 😔" Malice gets closer towards Kit, showing her human side.

"I'm rather surprised about this, but...I'm glad you saw the error of your own ways! :)" Kit in a delighted state of relief.

"Deal, Kitty? :D" Malice opens up her palm to Kit.

"Deal!" Kit opens her hand to complete the handshake.

As they shake hands, something seems off.

In slow motion, the hole in Malice's back hand seems to have closed by itself.

Kit starts to feel something odd as she gulps, like a little push. Forming what is a shape of a button in Malice's front palm.

Malice's smile slowly grows wider & crueler.

ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

Kit shrieks in absolute pain as 420 volts fry through her whole body.

A near death of extreme electrocution!

"GOTCHA KITTY >:D"

Malice then laughs in hysterical form. Pointing at Kit's fried spiky hair.

"UUUUGGGGGGHHHH. I KNEW I NEVER SHOULD TRUST YOU >:(" Kit exclaims loudly.

"Oh, take a joke, will you?" As Malice continues to mock her.

Malice: "You almost look like a 1970's pornstar! XD XD XD XD XD XD"

As she draws a porno mustache on Kit's face to really rub it in with a marker that was on the floor.

Some credits to u/dezouza! Thanks for the help, amigo!

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u/BlazingSaint — 5 days ago