The hand buzzer prank!!! [@_TV33_]

The hand buzzer prank!!! [@_TV33_]

Kit encounters Malice for the fifth time in a very open field. Without her pals at the time.

Startled by the cybernetic cyclops cat.

"What do you want from me this time?!" Kit growled, quickly resorting to self-defense like the last battles they've met.

"It's....it's not what you think...I promise" Malice, seems to be rather remorseful this time.

"Hmph? What are you trying to say?" Kit, still uncertain.

"You know....all these battles and being your doppelganger enemy has gotten really old now."

Kit: "So....this means?"

"I'm switching sides and teaming up with you. I'm joining the Farcade. >.)" Malice slowly approaches towards Kit.

"You promise?"

"Yes. I promise. And I'm completely sorry for everything I've done towards you for all these years. Causing fear and tears. 😔" Malice gets closer towards Kit, showing her human side.

"I'm rather surprised about this, but...I'm glad you saw the error of your own ways! :)" Kit in a delighted state of relief.

"Deal, Kitty? :D" Malice opens up her palm to Kit.

"Deal!" Kit opens her hand to complete the handshake.

As they shake hands, something seems off.

In slow motion, the hole in Malice's back hand seems to have closed by itself.

Kit starts to feel something odd as she gulps, like a little push. Forming what is a shape of a button in Malice's front palm.

Malice's smile slowly grows wider & crueler.

ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

Kit shrieks in absolute pain as 420 volts fry through her whole body.

A near death of extreme electrocution!

"GOTCHA KITTY >:D"

Malice then laughs in hysterical form. Pointing at Kit's fried spiky hair.

"UUUUGGGGGGHHHH. I KNEW I NEVER SHOULD TRUST YOU >:(" Kit exclaims loudly.

"Oh, take a joke, will you?" As Malice continues to mock her.

Malice: "You almost look like a 1970's pornstar! XD XD XD XD XD XD"

As she draws a porno mustache on Kit's face to really rub it in with a marker that was on the floor.

Some credits to u/dezouza! Thanks for the help, amigo!

END

u/BlazingSaint — 5 days ago

Manifesting the future of the World Cup where we see more supporters' flags of Non-League clubs in games!

That's when you TRULY know the game is growing!

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u/BlazingSaint — 11 days ago

Aren't you proud of Non-League Football's growth over the past several years? :)

I sure am, speaking as an Eastleigh fan from Oregon!!

Every single club matters. They have identities too. But not all clubs matter until non-league clubs matter. Just as much.

u/BlazingSaint — 29 days ago

When Malice gets eaten up by Mayhem, did she fake yelping to mess with Kit's head considering she laughed right after?

u/BlazingSaint — 1 month ago

Caine and Autism!!

I love this video so much. Speaking as an autistic person feeling relatable to Caine. Bubble is the intrusive thought, that is ought to be popped out of our minds.

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u/BlazingSaint — 2 months ago

I will forever thank Fold for saving my favorite character [Malice] and the entire Syntax from being gone forever and tricking Kit into genocide! ^_^

You're the real MVP, Fold! Couldn't be here without you! :)

u/BlazingSaint — 2 months ago

What hurts more in a relationship? Getting treated like rubbish on a regular basis or a perfect chemistry where nothing could go wrong whatsoever until a tiny little petty thing happens and it all goes downhill from there?

I choose the latter because it's out of left field and makes you trust anybody lesser. At least with the former, you just know it won't last long.

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u/BlazingSaint — 2 months ago
▲ 30 r/TheCultofMalice+1 crossposts

I would LOVE to see Malice & Mayhem channel their GI Robot impression in a Wolfenstein episode!! :D

They'll finish what GI started!

Look out, Adolf Kitler.....they're coming for you! >•D

u/BlazingSaint — 2 months ago

I think my Wolfenstein fan story seems to have contradicted Warrick's stern purpose of preventing the Farcade from the planet?

Plotting out a Wolfenstein episode! :) : r/Gameoverse Here is the story source for those who wants to read it. [Either way don't care, lol.]

Everyone knows, even the flat earthers, Nazi Germany is located on the planet.

Although, the planet they landed on wasn't currently placed in the 1930's or 40's, to be fair.

Perhaps through a vortex?

In my story, Warrick blasted the Farcade with his ship, sending them through Nazi Germany because he saw a photo captured by Malice of Kit seeming to wave the Elon salute, when she actually was just stretching her arms out for exercise.

u/BlazingSaint — 2 months ago

I think my Wolfenstein fan story seems to have contradicted Warrick's stern purpose of preventing the Farcade from the planet?

Plotting out a Wolfenstein episode! :) : r/Gameoverse Here is the story source for those who wants to read it. [Either way don't care, lol.]

Although, the planet they landed on wasn't currently placed in the 1930's or 40's, to be fair.

Perhaps through a vortex?

In my story, Warrick blasted the Farcade with his ship, sending them through Nazi Germany because he saw a photo captured by Malice of Kit seeming to wave the Elon salute, when she actually was just stretching her arms out for exercise.

u/BlazingSaint — 2 months ago
▲ 16 r/TheCultofMalice+1 crossposts

Fellow artists/sketchers: Perform your best Malice & Mayhem upgraded versions on how you vision it. :)

Art credits to u/Western_Experience76 & sin1171! :D

u/BlazingSaint — 2 months ago