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Sex robots will free men from the sexual tyranny of women
Sex robots are not an “if” but a “when”. Other technological advancements such as custom AI porn and hyper realistic augmented reality will be the intermediate steps.
Once men have ubiquitous access to sex with their own versions of 10/10s, the current humiliation rituals of jestering for women (expecting to be the one to approach/ask out), achieving success, being “extroverted”, caring about women’s political opinions etc will all be obsolete.
Women will be begging for male attention…. Unfortunately competing with a 10/10 18 to 21 year old (ideal ages) hyper feminine sex robot harem will be next to impossible.
u/Agelessadage — 1 day ago
They made Canadian cigarette packs more inconvenient to get cigarettes out of
u/Impossible-Owl3272 — 1 day ago
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We leave this world together, you hear me? We leave this world together!
u/Clerithifa — 1 day ago
Coworker told me I'm not white because I'm Italian
I work part-time at a movie theater to make ends meet. Recently we've had a coworker on a hateful tear and management has been extremely hesitant to do anything about it. For months people have danced around this employees behavior because he makes us all feel unsafe.
Let me say first off that I understand whiteness is often used to define what you aren't rather than what you are. I have a very Italian first and last name. I'm 4th generation with very loose connections to my heritage.
A coworker told me at my part-time recently that I'm not white because I'm Italian and that information "is biologically important to an honest discussion." He told me I'm not a "heritage American." What the fuck??
I didn't just stand there and take it. I told him he sounds like an 1800s racist and he doubled down. I thought he was fucking with me but it was really clear he wasn't.
It has made future shifts with him awkward as hell because now he refuses to speak to me at all. It's very unprofessional and weird. I've reported him, as have others for similar racist shit (saying the n word on the clock, calling other coworkers the r slur, talking out of pocket about how sexy he thinks Eastern European women are, being a creep to highschool seniors we work with even though he's in his late 40s) but I really needed to get this off my chest here because it's weird.
u/Much_Grand_8558 — 4 days ago
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My brain whenever I have dirty thoughts about guys:
😂 Trevor always cracks me up with this line. This sketch is too good.
u/sinderellas98 — 3 days ago
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Sketches that are like other sketches
No I'm not saying THEY FUCKIN STOLE IT, especially as a comedian/jokewriter myself who knows the pitfalls of parallel thinking. But I do enjoy comparing sketches that are very similar to those from other troupes.
Drunk Dad is the most obvious one, very similar to Kids in the Hall's "Daddy Drank". But one I rarely hear talked about is the moon landing sketch. It's uncannily similar to Mr. Show's change for a dollar sketch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyocQT4Vn2g&pp=ygUbbXIgc2hvdyBjaGFuZ2UgZm9yIGEgZG9sbGFy
Any others?
u/caspergers1945 — 3 days ago
Mysterious yellow stain showing up all over house and making me feel crazy! 😩
The past few weeks I've noticed yellow stains around the house and have no idea where they are coming from. They are on the carpet, in the bathroom cabinet, on my shoes, on the tile and now I've noticed in my car as well. I've tried dish soap, laundry soap, vinegar and hydrogen peroxide and cannot get the stain out of the carpet to no avail. Its not turmeric, iodine or urine. I Dont know where it's coming from or how to get rid of it. I feel like I am losing my mind 😫 what am I missing.
Edit:
- I know it is not tumeric because we do not have tumeric in our spice rack, blended spices or supplements (Please not judge me for this 💛)
- we also don't have any lilies in our yard or in the neighborhood Thank you for all the theories and possibilities! I hope I have gotten to the bottom of this. 🙂
**update** 🕵🏾I think i found the culprit! I found a half opened AZO packet in the bathroom cabinet. Notably, the packet was missing 1 pill. I hadn't noticed this because I had it in a little container on the shelf. Other items in the container had a yellow stain on it so I think it's safe to say that this is how bathroom cabinet, counter and charger became stained.
my current working theory is that the rogue AZO pill then got kicked around the living area, staining feet and rug. (this would explain the shoe as well)
Lastly, I have learned that my husband spilled some pickle juice in the car, so that stain is likely unrelated.
u/Mental_Investigator3 — 7 days ago
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WKUK all over the physical media
Lol my lizard Roy is a fucking dork. BE LIKE HER
EDIT: Mars is available on Blu-ray if you didn’t know! Go to mediaocd dot com
EDIT EDIT: no I do not have Miss March. Everyone who mentions that and reminds us all that that is a movie is receiving their cookie in the mail very soon
EDIT EDIT EDIT: *”cookie”
u/TeemyWeems — 6 days ago
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Senpai noticed me 🥹🫶 it's good to know he doesn't actually hate my husband and I 😅
u/Flat_Still2401 — 6 days ago
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Lancaster Cupcake says mustard vandals struck 4 or 5 times
wgal.comu/hakaksjxuslx — 5 days ago
Saw this at the store this morning, took a double take
u/Brewmentationator — 9 days ago