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tooney playing another season under herr skinner while lessi reached another champions league semi final and title race

u/Tugboat47 — 2 days ago

What would win a Chloe Kelly penalty or David Coulthard's jaw of the gods?

If Chloe Kelly absolutely thundercunted a ball at this absolute unit of a jaw what would win?

(I mean look at it there's more jaw than man)

This post is sponsored by complaints that I do too much Skinnerposting

u/Dog_Murder_By_RobKey — 2 days ago

sometimes i wonder if its all an elaborate meta-shitpost and people truly can't get this worked up

u/Tugboat47 — 3 days ago

Waiting for the Breaking news from the BBC that Herr Skinner has been sacked

Quit fucking blue balling us and sack the cunt that has 50 terabytes of Bandit from Bluey porn on his computer.

It's been nearly two days how long does it take to sack and deport a cunt.

We used to be a proppa country for fucksake

u/Dog_Murder_By_RobKey — 3 days ago

this just in: promotion and relegation doesn't work across the atlantic. apologies for all of those outside of the big 4 or 5

u/Tugboat47 — 4 days ago

The Washington Spirit are actually 0-2026 in the playoffs

The fraudulent Washington Spirit have actually never won an NWSL championship despite buying every advantage possible:

0-2012: Didn't bother competing
2013: Missed playoffs
2014: Lost in semi-finals
2015: Lost in semi-finals
2016: Lost in finals
2017: Missed playoffs
2018: Missed playoffs
2019: Missed playoffs
2020: Would have missed playoffs if they happened
2021: Doesn't count, penalty merchants
2022: Missed playoffs
2023: Missed playoffs
2024: Lost in finals
2025: Lost in finals
2026: The Spirit will not win the championship this season

 

Despite this, their fans still believe they are the "team to beat." Is there something in the water in DC?

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u/panoramicpanoramic — 5 days ago

POV: you are Marc Skinner about to get jumped by four Scottish women with golf clubs outside of a golf course

Manchester United fans and Irene Guerrero sends their regards.

* Sound of an Iron smashing into skull*

u/Dog_Murder_By_RobKey — 5 days ago

Full Time Review Manchester United vs Chelsea

Where was that performance been this half of the season?

And why didn't Zigiotti take that shot

Much better from us in comparison to our recent games

Anyway deport Skinner

u/Dog_Murder_By_RobKey — 5 days ago