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At the suggestion of the moderation team: Day one of a new meme series
tooney playing another season under herr skinner while lessi reached another champions league semi final and title race
What would win a Chloe Kelly penalty or David Coulthard's jaw of the gods?
If Chloe Kelly absolutely thundercunted a ball at this absolute unit of a jaw what would win?
(I mean look at it there's more jaw than man)
This post is sponsored by complaints that I do too much Skinnerposting
Considering she is the highest ranked individual in the team why doesn't she order Herr Skinner's sacking
Is she stupid or something?
You've just been Dommed
Made this a while ago never got to use it unfortunately
sometimes i wonder if its all an elaborate meta-shitpost and people truly can't get this worked up
Waiting for the Breaking news from the BBC that Herr Skinner has been sacked
Quit fucking blue balling us and sack the cunt that has 50 terabytes of Bandit from Bluey porn on his computer.
It's been nearly two days how long does it take to sack and deport a cunt.
We used to be a proppa country for fucksake
this just in: promotion and relegation doesn't work across the atlantic. apologies for all of those outside of the big 4 or 5
wondering if they'll let you still do a refund at foudy's for all the kerr 20 gear you bought
The Washington Spirit are actually 0-2026 in the playoffs
The fraudulent Washington Spirit have actually never won an NWSL championship despite buying every advantage possible:
0-2012: Didn't bother competing
2013: Missed playoffs
2014: Lost in semi-finals
2015: Lost in semi-finals
2016: Lost in finals
2017: Missed playoffs
2018: Missed playoffs
2019: Missed playoffs
2020: Would have missed playoffs if they happened
2021: Doesn't count, penalty merchants
2022: Missed playoffs
2023: Missed playoffs
2024: Lost in finals
2025: Lost in finals
2026: The Spirit will not win the championship this season
Despite this, their fans still believe they are the "team to beat." Is there something in the water in DC?
getting upset about hypothethicals they have made up themselves. never change /r/womenssoccer
POV: you are Marc Skinner about to get jumped by four Scottish women with golf clubs outside of a golf course
Manchester United fans and Irene Guerrero sends their regards.
* Sound of an Iron smashing into skull*
Full Time Review Manchester United vs Chelsea
Where was that performance been this half of the season?
And why didn't Zigiotti take that shot
Much better from us in comparison to our recent games
Anyway deport Skinner