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But can they play in midfield? Or is it another goalie?

The shirt is on the wrong way round though

1. Both managed a Scottish team that's not part of the old firm

2. Both won titles with them teams

3. Both replaced an Englishman

4. Both going to have to work with the academy kids

We are winning the treble and dominating the league for twenty years

With the recent news of the dark heart of the former Skinner's Reich that allied soldiers have stormed the bunker finding Herr Skinner ranting about Homer Simpson and shouting abuse at Lea Schüller

The Allied nations have appointed a new military governor in Big Sam to steward Manchester United until a permanent government can be established

Herr Skinner will be tried for crimes against football, Germany and Humanity

The new season starts soon which means a new war for Zee Reich/ Demokratische Republik and the first team we are up against is Kang's Credit Card.

Who doesn't want a striker that scores an impressive 8 goals in 51 appearances

And for once Kang is the good guy?

GET IN THERE ABSOBLOODLYLUTELY FANTASTIC

WINNING BY TEN WICKETS

FIFTIES FOR SARAH BRYCE AND TAMMY BEAUMONT

QUEENS OF THE VITALITY BLAST

The Blaze have quite comfortably beaten Surrey by six wickets

Surrey were bowled out with 28 balls remaining with a score of 105 and Bryony Smith top scoring with 29 the only batter to really get going despite a good powerplay they lost wickets at regular intervals and never recovered their rhythm

Pick of the Blaze bowlers was Charli Knott who bowled 2.2 overs and finished with figures of 4/15 an economy of 6.42

Grace Ballinger also had a good game finishing her 3 overs with figures of 3/18 an economy of 6.00

Josie Groves also finished her 3 overs with an economy of 6.00 finishing with 2/18

During the chase The Blaze got off to a good start ( first over was a touch quiet) and scored during the powerplay 41 runs for the loss of 1 wicket ( Sarah Bryce out bowled by Kalea Moore for 16)

Tammy Beaumont and Kathryn Bryce worked together for a 24 run partnership before Tammy was out caught by Alice Davidson-Richards off the bowling of Tilly Corteen-Coleman for 29 to leave the score on 62/2 after 10.2 overs

Charli Knott and Bryce then put on a 43 run partnership before Bryce was out caught by Danni Wyatt-Hodge off the bowling of Corteen-Coleman for 34 on the last ball of the 16th leaving the score as 105/3

The very next ball Knott was out caught by Wyatt-Hodge off the bowling of Ryana MacDonald-Gay for 21

Two balls later Emma Jones and Georgia Elwiss were able to run a leg bye and win the game

Elwiss finishing on 0*

Jones finishing on 0*

The Blaze now wait to see which team out of Durham or Hampshire they shall play in the final

And for Surrey their title defence is over in very anticlimatic fashion especially as the commentators had them picked as favourites

Naalsund also snubs Herr Skinner just when I thought I couldn't like her anymore.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKSAKE

JUST BUY THE ENTIRELY OF BARCELONA AT THIS POINT, JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST

Seriously I have been taking the piss out of Kang more than you because you aren't doing anything

No Iron Curtain, No Night of the Long knives, not even starting crap with the Pope.

There's been more drama in Australian Women's cricket than with United.

What's next the HMRC nail her for tax evasion?

The Blaze have beaten Yorkshire in a low scoring game today to secure third position and a semi against Surrey I believe

Yorkshire won the toss and decided to have a bit of a bat first in an innings that was very stop start outside of a 34 run partnership between Erin Thomas and Jess Jonassen and a 39 run partnership between Thomas and Lauren Winfield -Hill the end of the second partnership left Yorkshire on 83/3 after 11.4 overs

After this Yorkshire lost wickets at regular intervals restricting them to 122/10 after 19.5 overs

Top scorer was Lauren Winfield-Hill on 29

The not out batter was Holly Garton who finished on 2

Pick of the Blaze bowlers was Grace Ballinger who bowled 3.5 overs and finished with figures of 3/31 an economy of 8.08

The most economical of the Blaze bowlers was Kirstie Gordon who finished her 4 with figures of 2/17 an economy of 4.25

In response The Blaze's chase didn't get to the best of starts with them losing 4 wickets in the powerplay for not many runs on the board being 31/4 at the end of the powerplay and then losing another wicket on the first ball of the 7th to leave them on 41/5 the remaining 82 runs seemingly being a bridge too far

Anyway The Blaze got what the desperately needed a long form partnership between Charli Knott and Kirstie Gordon that put on 75 runs on the board before Gordon fell on 24 on the last ball of the 18th leaving the Blaze 116/6

Two balls later Josie Groves was back in the shed with the Blaze on 117/7 Yorkshire fighting back though it was too little to late as on the first ball of the 20th Knott hit a 4 to win the match

The Blaze's top scorer was Charli Knott who finished 84*

Lucy Higham finished on 1*

Pick of Yorkshire bowlers was Holly Garton who finished her 4 with figures of 2/17 an economy of 4.25

Next was Beth Langston who finished her 3 with figures of 1/17 an economy of 5.66

( at time of posting The Blaze are second on the table but Hampshire are struggling against Surrey and Surrey will reclaim second if they win)

In the most important cricket game played in England today The Blaze have beaten Somerset by 7 wickets

Somerset won the toss and decided to have a bit of the bat which never got going really losing 2 wickets in the powerplay for 31 runs then 2 in two overs to leave them after 8 overs on 47/4 the only real resistance with the bat being Charlie Dean who finished on 41 before being caught by Kathryn Bryce off the bowling of Lucy Higham

Somerset finished their 20 on 118/8

The Blaze used 7 bowlers and they all got a wicket (.Lucy Higham got 2)

The pick of The Blaze's bowlers was Lucy Higham who bowled 2 overs and finished with figures of 2/6 an economy of 3.00

Next on the list was Charli Knott who finished her 4 with figures of 1/19 an economy of 4.75

Somerset got a decent start with the ball with 2 wickets in the first 5 balls to leave the Blaze on 5/2 Charlie Dean bowling this over getting Marie Kelly out LBW for 4 and bowling Kathryn Bryce for a 2 ball duck before Charli Knott and Sarah Bryce teamed up for a 87 run partnership that was finally broken by Charlie Dean after 12.2 overs after Sarah Bryce was caught by Lola Harris for 29 to leave The Blaze 92/3

Emma Jones came in and with Knott knocked off the final 26 runs needed for victory as The Blaze scored 122 after 14.2 overs

Charli Knott finished 63*

And Emma Jones 15*

The pick of Somerset's bowlers was Charlie Dean who finished her 4 with figures of 3/24 an economy of 6.00

This win breaks the streak of 3 defeats on the trott

The 4 finals days teams are

Hampshire

Surrey

Durham

The Blaze

This transfer happened in my Football Manager save.

Was a nice cabinet not going to lie