Basically every other domesticated mammal if bread for both meat and milk. Not just cows and goats, but sheep, and even horse and camel milk are a thing. But I never heard of anyone milking pigs. Why is that?
God beef you, Ben Partridge 🙏
Arrived last week, if only I could get him to "moo" along to music in support of Ben
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Just seen this on Instagram, suggesting that babies should be weaned straight on to meat. I think our friends at the BFU are behind it.
Went round to my friend’s house and nearly lost it because he’s got a full‑size cow cutout standing behind the baby gate.
He just goes, “Don’t ask how I found this out — the baby will only sleep if the cow’s there.”
At first I was like, “Mate… why have you got a cow in the house?”
But honestly, it’s udderly amazing.
The second that star cutouts cow’s in position, the baby stops crying!
He reckons it’s because he’s a farmer and the little one’s already used to seeing cows.
So now I’m wondering — is this normal UK parenting behaviour, or has he invented something the rest of us haven’t caught onto yet?
Nestled in among the true beefy hamburgers I found this monstrosity and a lamb smash ‘burger’. They even had mint jelly as well as mint sauce in the sauces aisle, the sick bastards.
In this week's episode of Task Master. Yvonne (Amy Gledhill) calls Kenny Baritone (maybe) for a Task.