r/dwarffortress

I hate when it happens...

I hate when it happens...

I have a moody dwarf that can't find what they need, excepted that I have EVERYTHING.

They ask for a quarry / forest / shining bars of metal / rough gems / stacked cloth and leather

and I have A TON of all of that. For cloth I even have silk so I don't understand why they refuse to pick anything. I checked they preferences, they love silver while asking "shining metal bars", and I have silver so why?!

They gathered the logs and rough gem and stopped... He is part of my army and he will die, that's annoying.

EDIT : It's fixed now but it was clearly a bug. I created some random cloth plant with DFhack (pretty sure it's impossible to craft btw) while still having legit Pig tail cloth and he runned for the generated ones...

u/Nail_M — 11 hours ago

My first Forgotten Beast, love blood but also harmony...

Literally yesterday I was telling someone that I'd never met a Forgotten Beast before. Today I start the game and 30 seconds later I receive the famous notification...

I guess my game will stop here, I don’t have enough population and a single squad so I don’t think I can defeat it.

However, I'm amused by it VERY paradoxical personality.
Dude said "I'm a nice guy, that's cool, but I still will kill you all."

u/Nail_M — 13 hours ago

i have food, why take the plump helmet, i have plump helmet why are you not brewing it!!!

ahhhh, why are they using everything else then the plump helmet to make alcohol, but then proceed to eat them even though i have stews ready.

u/OWWS — 1 day ago

Secrets of Life and Death Slabs

I'm currently playing my favourite fort ever.

Last night I was invaded by a Giant. I managed to capture him. When I checked his items, I noticed that he had 2 Axes Artefacts, plus 2 rock Slabs containing the Secrets of Life and Death.

I tried doing the "dump cage" trick to get his items, but for some reason it didn't work on him. So I killed him.

Now I have both slabs stuck to the ground and both axes on pedestals. All in my tavern.

Any ideas of what else I can do with the slabs? They seem to be rare?

Plus, do you use artefact weapons, or just display them?

Thank you

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u/Craztnine — 2 days ago

The classic version does not work

So i'm broke and have absolutely zero chance of ever buying the game so I thought, oh I can play the classic version

And it doesn't work

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u/Dry_Idea_95 — 1 day ago

Caged troglodyte's new-borns appear in their own cages

I have some caged troglodytes placed on the surface and one of them gave birth to two babies which have appeared in unplaced cages on the ground in the area that their parents are.

The adults are in the grid and the babies are the one in the middle of the row of three and the one that's away from the others.

Each baby is in their own cage and it doesn't look like the cages have been cloned because neither of them share the same wood type+quality of the others

Has anyone seen this happen before?

(I am using two mods that I assume aren't related; one adds procedural civs with vanilla intelligent creatures and one that just makes gorlaks more common)

u/Duckmanc3r — 2 days ago

Dwarven Peace with gobbos is possible

Grand Success!

Little backstory. I'm keeping my dwarf village quite small as I work on making an obsidian pyramid. I'm sitting at 20 dwarves. I however did send troops out to "negotiate" a one-time tribute from several civs including one goblin civ. Everyone, tribute or not, started sending traders except for the goblins.

They first sent snatchers, then snatchers with ambushes, and then more recently a 40 strong goblin siege. Luckily, I had long trained my original group of 7 to constantly raid and train as warriors (side note, all members of a raiding party need a skill of "Talented" or better to be successful and not be caught).

The goblins of "Brash Demon" got absolutely smashed. 7 vs 40. We were armored and armed with iron material armor and weapons. They...were...not. Not a single dwarf was hurt in the siege.

Because everything is above ground currently, except for my pump stack project and magma forges, I just sent a diplomat to Brash Demon so I could avoid more "distractions".

Apparently, he was a great success! Didn't expect for it to go so well, but our "persuasive" military helped.

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u/Vampiresbane- — 2 days ago

My hubris in exploiting the gifts of armok, backfired in the form of debt

Basically while testing ways to dupe materials in an efficient way to do something even sillier, this happened.

u/Livid-Leg9352 — 2 days ago

You can assign labour to residents

just found out you can remove a performer/monster slayer's role

Go to the labour=>location tab and press the x on monster slayer/performer.

It lets you assign them labour through the labour menu and assign them to workstations (But still not squads or zones).

Also I've definitely seen performers doing labour despite what the wiki seems to say. And you can even assign them work in their labour tab and they do it so...  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If this is news to you too, enjoy

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u/Duckmanc3r — 2 days ago

Vegetable women !

I accepted a whole group of artists because I needed some hands, it’s the first time I see a non-animal (intelligent) creature !

u/Nail_M — 3 days ago

Caraca for Baron!

Uncharacteristic, sure.

But is it truly wrong to elevate an Elf to the rank of baron in our Dwarven empire?

We represent the peoples of The Blockade of Fierceness. Yet we cannot decide if we are wrong to consider this.
He’s treated folks so well! Reelected for more than a decade of our fortress’ existence! He doesn’t mind getting down and dirty, working alongside our people in every trade and industry. Even going so far as to tear the wings off of an agitated raven that attacked a Dwarf child! He loves dresses and windows so much that somebody went and carved an image of cubic cubes above his coffin in his tomb to be! (Which I like to imagine represents the sand we’ve got to gather for his regular requests for windows) He never asks too much, only 1-3 dresses or windows a year!
He’s not one of those “hippy” Elves, who loves trees and flowers too much to chop or pick! And he loves a good drink and a rowdy party!

But would it be controversial to elevate him to baron?
He’s such a wonderful addition to the empire!
Something just feels wrong about it.. culturally..

(Please don’t ban me for posting twice in two days! The last one was just me crying, while this one is more of a poll of sentiments among our community!)

u/LordHawg — 2 days ago

What Fun!

Don’t ya just love when you can actually slay a forgotten beast! After it kills 2/3 of your population, of course! Recovery is impossible! The migrants seem to think that the beast’s arrival is a sign never to go there again! The liaison and caravan haven’t come for years, even before the beast showed up!

Gods, this game is such fun.
I should’ve just blockaded the caverns until I had a real army to throw at it!

At least my cat overpopulation issue is solved! Now to dump the dozens of cat corpses and spend the next two years building coffins for the ghosts of my citizens. If I can survive that long!

If the fortress collapses, in your opinion, should I try and reclaim it?
Or return as an adventurer to plunder all the strange artifacts?
Or reclaim after adventuring a while?

Right after I built my fancy gatehouse and giant skyscraping tower too!

Sorry, I’m about to cry from all this fun I’m having..

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u/LordHawg — 3 days ago

Vizier is an MCP server/LLM integration for DF

Vizier is an MCP server / LLM agent integration for Dwarf Fortress. Similar to Dwarf Therapist, it is intended as another way to read and understand your world and fort, but in this case through an LLM or local agent. It is not intended as a way to play the game and does not feature any way to interact - its just a handy query affordance.

So far I have mostly found it useful to query and understand my assigned labours and to understand some elements of the world that are otherwise quite hard to parse or see in standard DF's UI. This includes, for example, getting a list of the wounds after a bar fight or an easy insight into the musical instruments in my world.

It relies on DFHack's remote interface and, for the best functionality, the MCP server should be running on the same machine as your game. (More details in the README.)

Feedback, PRs, critiques greatly welcomed.

u/secretdark — 3 days ago

Minecarts and tracks

I have about 230 hours on DF and I still haven’t understood how minecarts/tracks work.

I know that a Minecart is supposed to go from point A to point B (and from B to A?), but I don’t understand how I'm supposed to build the tracks so it could work.

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u/Nail_M — 3 days ago

Behold, my Dark Sasuke Recruit !

Not uneasy but still experiencing trauma lol

I was worried that this cyclops would cause some fun among my dwarves who had just finished their first month of training, but fortunately I'd taken the time to make Iron armor weapons + assign to each of them at least one war dog, that probably helped.

In the end, my dwarf won in 1vs1 against the cyclops, I'm proud of him and I expect him to become a great warrior !

u/Nail_M — 3 days ago