When I was about nine or so, I was absolutely obsessed with Prince. Everything about him. But I had some really crazy notions about some of the lyrics to the Purple Rain soundtrack. Here's what I mean.
"I never bit you I never lied And if you're evil, I'll forgive you by fire cuz you I would diaper you. Only if you want me to."
Yeah, I was a very strange kid.
Oh lie is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are knock-kneed
The links that I will go to
Distance only rise
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
That's pee in the corner
That's pee in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you love me
I thought that I heard you seam
I think I'm gonna so huge cry
Every whisper
Of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded moo foo
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
Consider this, time for century
Consider this, smell
That brought me to my knees, pale
What if all these penises come
Falling to ground
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you love me
I thought that I heard you seam
I think I'm gonna so huge cry
But that was just a tree
That was just a tree
That's pee in the corner
That's pee in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you love me
I thought that I heard you seam
I think I'm gonna so huge cry
But that was just a tree
Try, cry, blind, try
That was just a tree
Just a tree
Just a tree, tree
For years I thought it was "Living in Funk"
My son came home from work one day and said "there's this song, I know they aren't saying what I think they are, but I was moving a refrigerator and this song was going 'oh god, I strrrained myyy dick." Dude, that would be "Strange Magic".