u/20Keller12

My husband started writing down everything I said when he realized it was going to be one of *those* feeds, this is what he had at the end. 🤣

"You missed."

"Honey it's dead. It was dead when you started. I promise it's still dead."

"Is this one of those days you forget how to eat?"

"There you go. Wrong end, but whatever works."

"Oh wait, we found the head."

"It's not your turn with the braincell is it?"

"Don't look at me for help, I'm only here for if you choke on it."

"You are REALLY on the struggle bus."

"Apex predator my ass."

"Why are we fighting gravity?"

"How are you this bad at your only job?"

"You're lucky you're cute."

"You would not survive in the wild."

"Why do you insist on eating your prey ass first? This is why you need to be supervised."

"Do you need a cheerleader?"

"About time. Now put your jaw back together and go to bed."

My husband saw a pride flag somewhere but he can't remember the exact details. It sounds like it was the nonbinary flag, at least he remembers those 4 colors, but he said that there were multiple shades. Does anyone have any guesses? Cause he said the nonbinary flag looks closest, but there were shades.

When I was 13, I had a friend over who wanted to watch a movie, I let her pick, and she said she wanted to watch a horror movie. So of ALL the movies my stepmother had to let a 13 year old and a 12 year old, she puts on fucking Hostel??? Then leaves us completely alone to watch it in the dark. At 12 and 13 years old.

I'm 32 and just thinking about that movie makes my stomach turn.

What's a movie you had no business watching at the age you saw it?

Just wanted to give a quick update: antibiotic is doing it's job! Her feet are still swollen but it's slowly going down. Her left foot is drastically smaller today. Out of context it still looks alarming, but it's so much better. I was able to get her in with their regular pediatrician yesterday morning, and that took so much weight off my shoulders. With urgent care and ER doctors it can be a roll of the dice if they're actually any good. Looking at you urgent care doctor who said that it probably wouldn't get infected and told us to let it stay uncovered to dry out and help the pain, literally the EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE of what was needed. 🙃🖕🏻 But we've been taking them to their pediatrician for 8 years now and she's fantastic so I trust her completely. So yesterday when she told us it looked really good and it was clearing up and healing well, it took so much weight off my shoulders. I hadn't let any of my kids know that I was scared out of my mind, but I know my daughter figured it out when I hugged her. Who the fuck is cutting onions in my bed???

She's on crutches to help take some of her weight off her feet, and she's going back to school today. She's THRILLED because she loves school, and even having Xbox supremacy wasn't quite making up for it. 😂

But it's good news all around, and making a school run at lunch time to give her a dose of her antibiotic is a price I am fucking thrilled to pay.

I say this with all of the love in my entire being: my 9 year old daughter is a fucking wimp. It's not an insult, it's just a fact. Sky is blue, grass is green, oldest daughter cries every time something hurts even a little bit. It's fine, mostly. We don't get tough on her, we don't invalidate her feelings. We hug her, we wipe her tears, we should buy stock in bandaids.

On Thursday, she wiped out on the treadmill. She wasn't wearing the damn safety clip, which is one of the major rules we have about them using the treadmill. I wasn't home when it happened, but apparently she hung onto the handles after her feet slipped, and the track kept running under the front of her legs. So right above her knees and the front of her ankles (the curve where the foot meets the shin) basically got road rash. She was in agony, it took forever but I got her bandaged up and gave her pain medicine, and then I gave her benadryl because the kindest thing I could do for her at that point was knock her out.

Over the next couple days her knees improved a lot, they weren't too bad, but her ankles really got it. Looked pretty much exactly like a solid 2nd degree burn. So I took her to urgent care on Sunday in hopes of getting some sort of cream for it and having it looked at. They prescribe a burn cream, our pharmacy has to order it, whatever.

Now this morning she crawls, yes crawls, into our bedroom and begs in tears to stay home from school cause it hurts too much to walk. We agree. I checked on her at about noon and notice that the area around the scrapes has turned red, it's hot to the touch and both feet and ankles are swollen. One was quite a bit worse than the other. That combined with the amount of pain she was in made me jumpy so I took her to the ER cause her primary and my primary didn't have any openings.

And of course she has an infection brewing. Not just any infection, fucking cellulitis. Which I've never had, but I've heard that even for adults it hurts like a motherfucker, so I can't imagine how bad it has to be for her. So right now I'm giving her antibiotics 4x a day, and she's staying home again tomorrow so I can keep an eye on it and the antibiotics have a chance to kick in. And after I read the ER doctor's notes and report, it sounds like she barely escaped being admitted to the hospital. So now I'm worrying about that and if it's gonna keep getting worse then she gets hospitalized, and even if it doesn't she's gonna be in a ton of pain for days even with pain medicine and it's gonna take forever for this shit to heal....

I just needed to get that out. Thanks for hanging around if you made it this far.

The only streaming service we really use is Netflix, and I know some of them on there are complete crap. So what are some good ones on Netflix? Not a shit ton of gore or torture porn though, that's not my style.

Pretty much the title. Also, what are the cringey ones you really dislike?

The tldr without trauma dumping is that that word squicks me out thanks to childhood trauma, and it gets hard to write a detailed smut scene if you're trying to be vague. I'm hoping I'll get more comfortable with it over time, the word orgasm used to bug me but it doesn't anymore. I think there's another one I got accustomed to but I can't remember it right now.

As a side note, is there anyone else who's had similar problems with this or another word?