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My bird wings are broken and I’m flying, because they’re not fixed in place.
reddit.comu/2fits — 2 days ago
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I’m going places, since I’m not moving anywhere from my library.
reddit.comu/2fits — 4 days ago
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I meant to explain what a tangent line is, but I veered off on a tangent.
reddit.comu/2fits — 6 days ago
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With my freedom, I’m counting from 10k minus 10k; zero, human writes.
reddit.comu/2fits — 16 days ago
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My crush doesn’t talk dirty to me, and I can expect their say mold shit.
reddit.comu/2fits — 22 days ago
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In-N-Out are a line’s natural habitat
because they be long there.
u/2fits — 23 days ago
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In-N-Out are a line's natural habitat, since they be long there.
reddit.comu/2fits — 23 days ago
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You said it was gnarly, but I thought it was gna-rēlly.
reddit.comu/2fits — 24 days ago
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you remember our Don’ut run, when we got a doezn't to go?
reddit.comu/2fits — 1 month ago
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some warriors were on the court sideline cause it was for a-ninja Jury
reddit.comu/2fits — 1 month ago
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I’m embarrassing if I'm not ember seeing, on the beach.
reddit.comu/2fits — 1 month ago
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I imagined the crowd naked, and accidentally said “hello, fellow pee-ers.”
reddit.comu/2fits — 1 month ago
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my face card didn't decline, i can still use eh toupee
reddit.comu/2fits — 2 months ago
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and howw am i supposed to send a text, with my hands occupied carrying my phone?
reddit.comu/2fits — 2 months ago
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I wanted him to wear those suits to meetings, but every time he half asses his appearance, and just slacks it.
reddit.comu/2fits — 2 months ago
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if i didn't have any red flags in my personality, there would be signs
reddit.comu/2fits — 2 months ago