We need a supercut of David Grusch saying "i can't get into all the details"

  1. Say something outrageous

  2. Provide no evidence

  3. Deflect and say "i can't get into all the details"

  4. Rinse and repeat across several podcasts, conventions, books, etc.

  5. ???

  6. Laugh your way to the bank

It's like he was taught by Luis Elizondo. All these grifters feel the same at this point.

Ps. Notice how they're changing the goalpost to 2028 now, because 2027 is too close...

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u/4DimensionalButts — 12 days ago

If you had to bring a car for the "Last Car Standing" challenge, which car would you choose?

I may be a bit biased, because i live in Bavaria, but i'd choose an Audi 80 B3. Despite being roughly 40 years old, you still a lot of them driving around. My friend's dad was a forester and used it as his daily car for bumpy, hilly roads full of gravel and roots. There's not a single centimeter on the inside or outside that doesn't have a dent or scratch, but despite over 400k kilometers (~250k miles) it still runs just fine. I'm convinced that after WW3, the Audi 80 will be the first cars back on the roads. As Jeremy said: "you can mend it with a hammer!".

u/4DimensionalButts — 1 month ago
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The OSRS membership management is sketchy as fuck

  • Actually getting to the right page takes multiple clicks

  • Doesn't show how long your membership is running

  • Cancelling requires you to confirm it 3 times and selecting a reason

This is the kind of dark pattern shit you'd expect from a sketchy mobile game, not from one of the biggest MMOs...

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u/4DimensionalButts — 2 months ago

Some questions about the Berserker bleed skill interactions

I'm experimenting with a bleed build for the first time and i'm a bit confused about what interacts with what. Berserker got a lot of bleed nodes, but i'm not sure if/how they go together.

I threw together a Grimtools calc with the nodes in question.

  1. Is the "21 bleeding damage over 3 seconds" from Implements of War a global bonus that gets added to any skills as long as i'm dual wielding? If i attack with Onslaught, which has "72 bleeding damage over 3 seconds" (from Open Wounds), does that mean it now has a 93 bleeding damage (72 + 21)?

  2. If Bloodfangs activates, is it a separate bleed?

  3. If i use Leap is it also a separate bleed?

  4. Do Onslaught stacks boost bleed damage from Leap?

PS. Screw ghosts and skeletons for being immune to bleed. I basically have to tickle them to death.

u/4DimensionalButts — 3 months ago