u/A110_Renault

Congratulations. You successfully found the future of finance, and have collectively gathered around 1,500 buttcoin.

Now please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please return our buttcoin. Pretty please. I'm begging you!

I suggest you plea with CoinKite to return all stolen funds in return for an audit fee of 5% of the loot. This way you can be charged with extortion/blackmail on top of theft and we'll also have your identity.

Respectfully,

Hodlers worldwide who just want to be able to go back to saying "Have fun staying poor" to all the no-coiners