Any suggestions for eccentric names?

I’m making a murder mystery story, I’m struggling with making more eccentric names that “Hey Squirrel!” Readers can connect to a character easily, I need a cast of 12, but I only have 5 names in mind. Also if it helps, it doesn’t matter if the name is feminine, masculine, or gender neutral.

Wolfgang Kaspar
Yanny Diamondback
Dr. Officer
Cyrano Psyan
Reese Reeds

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u/Aggressive_Basil5887 — 3 days ago

What would you pick?

I’ve made a list of this subreddit’s favorite weapons that can be found in a garage, plus my personal preference (iron skewer).

You have geared yourself for a scavenge in search for ammunition, and you decide to take a look inside one of the garages to see what you can find. You see the following:

- A bundle of iron barbecue skewers
- a small hatchet
- a pile of rebar
- a slingshot
- a table leg
- a tire iron
- a crowbar

You don’t have much room to carry anything more than two of this subreddit’s favorite ready to use weapons, (without being slowed down) what would you take with you?

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u/Aggressive_Basil5887 — 22 days ago