Image 1 — meet my idiot (Osho/Orion, the Floragato)
Image 2 — meet my idiot (Osho/Orion, the Floragato)

meet my idiot (Osho/Orion, the Floragato)

i don’t yet have any good serious art of him, so you’re going to have to make do with a recolour and a shitpost :)

he was made for my own story, but i can probably force him into another

anyway-

Name: “Osho” Heritage: Floragato line + former Trickster Occupation: unemployed, lives in the woods.

Height: 97cm Description: Osho is a male Floragato. He is slightly paler than the average ‘mon of his species. He walks on two legs, but returns to being quadrupedal when he needs to run fast.

History: Osho was born as a Trickster, under Darkrai’s rule. After evolving, he realised that he didn’t want to live the life of a Trickster. He told one of his Trickster friends about his dislike of crime, who then went behind his back and snitched to get Osho punished.

To escape punishment, Osho ran away from the Trickster settlement. He was followed by a group of Zoroark for a few days, but they eventually lost his trail. Osho, realising he had to get money in some way, decided to do jobs meant for Adventuring Teams.

This succeeded for a while, until The Committee for the Enforcement of Structured Adventuring Teams caught wind of his “unlawful conduct,” and arrested him. After spending some time in custody, Osho somehow managed to escape. The Committee has labelled him as a wanted fugitive.

Osho now lives in a forest near a Mystery Dungeon, foraging in the aforementioned Mystery Dungeon for food.

add-ons:

the friend that betrayed Osho was a Karrablast named Hades , who has now evolved.

Osho is a fake name. Osho’s name is actually Orion.

Osho’s main goal is to evolve. To do so, he must either: (a) return to Darkrai’s side or (b) find Cresselia, who can grant him the ability to reach his final evolution.

u/Alert-Text-8012 — 3 days ago

my joltiks have completed the dlc

like a true maniac, ive done it. thanks to the power of friendship and x items, ive done it.

im dismantling the bb league club and replacing it with the joltik club. we meet in chargestone cavern to praise joltik. we will not do anything evil.

my favourite joltik is still joltik-i. i hope joltik is available early on in wi/wa.

if you have an odd affinity for a specific “weak” pokemon, play through an entire game using only that pokemon. you’ll suffer but you’ll enjoy it.

u/Alert-Text-8012 — 2 months ago

drayton’s trial: attempt one’s team.

the joltiks have gathered new recruits to deal with this trial. i couldn’t afford seven sages, so we only have four. i have no strategy yet, i plan on just screaming and thrashing around and hoping things go alright.

edit: we succeeded!

u/Alert-Text-8012 — 2 months ago

in a fraction of a day, the joltiks have conquered kitakami

it was much easier than i expected. joltik-j and joltik-i did most of the heavy lifting.

honestly the story feels pretty weird. i just showed up to some little village with a pocket full of zappy fleas and >!crushed some kid’s dreams in front of his face.!< i would feel guilty, but i don’t, because my only concern is joltik.

u/Alert-Text-8012 — 3 months ago

my joltiks have conquered the paldean league

with the power of spamming x items and being overlevelled friendship, i have finally done it.

my army has won.

u/Alert-Text-8012 — 3 months ago

joltik playthrough update: we have defeated all titans.

the path of legends isn’t yet technically complete since im underlevelled for the arven fight but sshhh

joltik-i is currently my favourite joltik. i have taught him thunder, rain dance, giga drain and bug buzz, plus he has the highest special attack out of all my joltiks :)

i hope to be done with the main game’s storyline by saturday so wish me luck ig

u/Alert-Text-8012 — 3 months ago

update on my joltik playthrough

i have suffered, but not as much as i expected to.

my army grows in strength, and i am faced with a dilemma; should i allow my joltiks to evolve?

u/Alert-Text-8012 — 3 months ago