u/Alien_X10

im slandering my goat

Ok I know how I did it but idk why this happened.

- go to a weapon in the shop

- click "try on"

- click "cycle weapon" or "view wrap"

Like I checked my archives, searched all my emotes manually, searched every variation of it I can and I can't find it. I know I have it cus I've used it before and have the bundle. This is all that pops up when I search "super" in emotes.

Again Idk if this is a known issue, I looked it up and couldn't find anything about it (yes I'm only now noticing the issue cus I came back for swimsuit skins, sue me)

like i had personal shit to deal with (work, mom in hospital for a few days, heatwave making life suck, heatwave making my dogs lives suck) as well as just in general not wanting to interact with this community the moment i saw "genshin impact" involved in the next time. so i figured this waiting period would be the same like 3 jokes on repeat, so i just left for a while, occasionally popping in when i saw something funny...

what i did not expect was fucking demonic rituals and lore so in depth im going to need a roadmap once this is over to fully understand what happened.

like i dont even care if the next time is mystericrow at this point, i just want the community to have something they think is fun (even if its mystericrow) to make them not insane for a week.

we got arkhamed

like yeah sure cool skins or whatever but HOLY FUCK ULTRON 15 IS ONE OF MY MOST WANTED SKINS AND ITS FINALLY HERE...

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING CLASSIC CND BEFORE HAWKEYE THO?

so im being honest, haven't really been reading 5yl comics, im on the sub mostly to occasionally see ben 10 stuff and some cool artwork... but when i come across the most perfect slander image of all time?

oh... oh yes... the reboot alien X losing to legos has been surpassed... no.... the welding torch from ultimate alien episode 1 has been surpassed!

sure this isn't canon to the OS... but its still alien X fucking dying (ben didn't actually die here i think, idk) and that... that speaks to me in a way that you cannot believe.

also no hate to kuro, the second slide is also from the 5yl comics

what a lack of DMC content does to a motherfucker

i dread the day nero vs hellboy comes out, even if i think thats a nero W (and the second slide is my comment)

i mean im not complaining but like.... yknow Trish (dmc) is gonna sue

(yes i watch these and yes i do enjoy them... im deciding if its ironically or not)

jason "runner of hands" voorhees

(yes I'm aware I have gojo instead of yuji but I only got the gojo and mahito skins and don't have yuji yet)