Am I going insane??? Did chain lightning never bounce from shields to people? Do I have false memories? Am I a creep? Am I a weirdo?
I have an explicit memory of last week shooting a rein holding shield and killing someone behind him.
Like they were actually given money, probably even in a salary format, to sit down and make her for months and months, Real Life Dollars!!! They got paid to eat crayons for 4 months then realized they only had 2 months to make a character, that meant one more month of crayons before they had to start working on her.
The best part about her is that she reaaaaally leans into the rapier part of her kit, as you probably know rapiers fighting styles are about standing still and not blocking at all and relying solely on dodging and kicking or throwing your sword into the air and grabbing it by the blade to swing around. I remember when ole Alphonse Wolfgang de'Montemorency first invented that in a duel against his lover's harceleuse. Ahhh those were the days... of course he still lost.... Twas a good bout nonetheless, three swift cuts and he was done. Fever took him three days later god bless. And Antione De Bouviea! You'll swear me a liar but you weren't there, he dodged an entire ballista bolt! Said he had been training his life for it. Of course he was taken by a blow that glowed blue for some god forsaken reason, the devils work you ask me. If those stories fancied ya, wait till I tell you about Bête De'Arse, that fool tried to deflect a blow with his sword and strike at his opponents heart! You ever heard of that?! Fool he be, may he rest.
MORE HYPER WE NEED MORE HYPER I DONT WANNA THINK I WANT MORE HYPER I LIKE BEING REWARDED FOR FUCKING UP PLEASE WE NEED MORE MORE MOOOOOORRRREEEE!!!!!
Attached is a taco bell tier list, because I don't have an image that conveys what I feel on my PC, You can't delete it it follows all 4 rules.
GET OUT OF MY SHOP, YOU TWO HAVE BEEN THERE THROUGH 5 REFRESHES. GET OUUUUUTTTTTTT. I DON'T PLAY YOU.
This is like the most boring event I could even possibly conceive. 7k health sponge with pistols only so you just sit there and shoot an unmoving bear for ages. I don't even care that the character skins kinda suck.
Tdm Tdm Tdm, every event is a tdm with the the same few rotating mechanics. I was so confident they'd bring back the og rainbow is magic but its just the same old tdm.
But hey if you like just sitting still and shooting something over and over they've got Devil May Cry 2 on steam for 5 bucks in a big bundle
they can make virt do 10 damage per attack, enough stam to do 2 attacks, 1000ms bashes, no hyper, but as long as she has stance imma leave if i see more than one on the enemy team idc. most boring ability in the game, the stop playing the game ability.