
u/Alternative-Gur5890

Forgive me, but are we talking to each other on the poop deck of a majestic schooner?
Is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? No?
Then why the fuuuck are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?
My Dad’s moving house.
I’m not sure his footwear is appropriate…
He said he’d be wearing a Chelsea shirt…
…oh - for fu…
You make a few funny jokes…
You get banned. And that’s the game.
Got this for my birthday…
I’m going to carry my deck shoes in it…
All I know is I can type in, say, ‘The Office Top Trumps’…
…It takes a little while.
There. 1 match. Just click on that.
Aaaagh, there.
Can we delete the history thing on the computer?
We should really…
What am I doing, in here, with this…
… he says it’s an alien artefact, and I believe him.
I wouldn’t get caught shitposting today if I were you…
…there’s new Redditors joining the sub and the Mods are milling around, so…
He said he’d be wearing a Liverpool shirt…
… oh for fu…
Turns out there really was a monster under the bed
Yeah? If you were to ask me to name three classical poets…
… I probably wouldn’t say Virgil, Ovid - You know?
I’d go Yeats, Plath, Ayres …Simpson.
Under strengths…
…you’ve put conning the disenfranchised with racist rhetoric whilst taking back handers?
Does a struggling Redditor start posting less satirical observations themed around The Office?
No, he posts more and more hilarious, cutting, sometimes AI finessed musings on current events.
Perception, yeah?
The Mods have got to trust me—I'm taking this Sub into battle, yeah?
And I'm doing my own cropping of images I’ve found on the internet…