u/AlwekArc

As the title implies, my girls and boytoy have recently come to me with a list of demands. Apparently they don't like being kept in the basement all day with only a couple hours of outside time. But like, that's how daycares do it! AND they get sex, unlike those bratty daycare kids. Really they should be greatful I let them live in my compound at all.

Anyway, they say they want to make minimum wadge at least if they're gonna keep acting like maids, but that's what they're concubines for so that's not happening. They also want dental and optical coverage, which I THOUGHT i was already paying for, but my accountant (54m) has been trying a lot harder to fix his marriage so maybe he's trying to screw me over again.

Then, get this, they want a few days off! Like, you already live in a paradise, you can see it from your window. AND your job is to basically just please me, like? What do you need a break from, intercourse? They don't need breaks, their job is a break. Like get some perspective.

But yeah, gotta sort the dental thing out now I guess, so I SUPPOSE they deserve an award for bring the accountants fuck up to my attention. Which is why I made my favourite snack for everyone today

***Honey Toast:***

Butter a lightly toast both side of a slice of bread in a pan (cast iron preferably) on low heat

Once they have a light toast, and I do mean *light* toast, coat the preferred side in honey then put in the oven on low broil till they reach the desired colour

Then, eat! You could add any sort of spices you desire to the honey before or after broiling for extra flavour~

I got a boyfriend recently and needless to say, my mom does NOT like him. She says stuff like "He's your fathers age!" (YOU date people daddys age, *mom* 🙄) and "you're not even graduated yet!" Or "He's just using you." Like you don't know my relationship with him!

Yeah, maybe we met under strange circumstances, but the way he pushed me up against that ally wall was so romantic! And I mean, we always go on dates. He said we'd go the fair, so we fucked at his place before he sent me home! Then he invited me to dinner, so we fucked at his place and he sent me home~

Oh, and just the other day, he said we'd go shopping together! (I've been looking for a new laptop) So, he took me to his place, and we fucked before he sent me home 🥰

Would a guy that's only using me invite me out so much? I think not, ***MOM.*** why can't she just accept that I'm happy? We've only known each other less than a month, but I can just tell he's the one! I bet she's just jealous because unlike Daddy, this guy actually likes women.

Anyway, she's been stressing me out so I made my comfort meal, ham with mustard sauce, yummy! 😋 I'm ready to rip and tear like Daddy taught me!

An emulcification of some kind featuring bread

Apple cup milk

Chicken with chow mein sauce, cucumber, onion, pears, and lettuce

Arrived at my door on May 21st after 7 in the evening

Alternatively: Girled Cheems w/ketsup

Three drink goofin

Gods I love Chow Mein. One of my favourite dishes ever. Problem is it does NOT love me back. Makes me shit myself so bad afterwards. Gotta eat this stuff on the toilet way it rushes through me. I will not stop, I'm having more later today

It's a tough world for a bitch when she runs out of her meds

Posting like the kitchencells subs because I'm depressed

I appreciate how my roommate shaped it so it looked like the chicken