u/AnalyticsDepot--CEO

Your future is literally being snatched from you because of some moody countries and the pdf files. I'm quite sure some dumb fck nepo baby confused Iraq for Iran and now they started another war to lose.

Or, its some people have made some overleveraged bets in private equity and real estate and can see the writing on the wall.

Is that why our energy costs are going up? We are too nice about it and people keep feeding us shit. Stop being so nice. Indians and Chinese have a ton of leverage. They literally own the AI space. I know the US owns the chip architecture, but nothing in AI gets done without Indians (software) and Chinese (hardware).

But none of these dreams will happen because these moody countries want to burn the world instead of just taking the L. Go find an adult who will listen to your dreams, and talk in their ear until they cave.

Or, tell me why we should eat shit....

P.s I only speak on behalf of the brilliant people that show up for me.

Most of the time, its a kitty bich thats been ducking you.

Hope everyone's having a great start to the week. Got a small AI analytics platform that is positioned to own the space, and is about to go live. Im in conversations with vendors (APIs, Data, Compute) and they can sense the leverage I got. I’m looking for some elite lawyers to utilize the leverage and get the best deals. I dont have much money, but smart operators in the industry can see the leverage and I need some lawyers to figure out the mechanics of the IOUs. I have an uncanny feeling things are about to go well and Im allergic to the glory of winning. No joke. This week Im blitzing bankers and next week we will be open for business.

Part Jonathan Sidwell, part Micheal Scott, 100% awesome. I talked my way out DUIs and I’m quite sure I’m going to walk away with someone’s farm. Really trying to get my ducks in a row and I aim to be the easiest client.

Who wants some steak?

Hope everyone's having a great start to the week. Got a small AI analytics platform that is positioned to own the space, and is about to go live. Im in conversations with vendors (APIs, Data, Compute) and they can sense the leverage I got. I’m looking for some elite lawyers to utilize the leverage and get the best deals. I dont have much money, but smart operators in the industry can see the leverage and I need some lawyers to figure out the mechanics of the IOUs. I have an uncanny feeling things are about to go well and Im allergic to the glory of winning. No joke. This week Im blitzing bankers and next week we will be open for business.

Part Jonathan Sidwell, part Micheal Scott, 100% awesome. I talked my way out DUIs and I’m quite sure I’m going to walk away with someone’s farm. Really trying to get my ducks in a row and I aim to be the easiest client.

Who wants some steak?

I’m currently on the hunt for someone who has good Linkedin and Reddit marketing skills. On Linkedin, it would require growing my personal profile and on Reddit it would be growing the community. Experience is a requirement. We also have a CMO role open that candidates can try out for.

If this interests you, please DM me.

P.s: We work in the AI space and have a lot of leverage and it’s a great opportunity to work with some very talented individuals. Looking for ninjas that can wield our performance effectively.

I’m currently on the hunt for someone who has good Linkedin and Reddit marketing skills. On Linkedin, it would require growing my personal profile and on Reddit it would be growing the community. Experience is a requirement. We also have a CMO role open that candidates can try out for.

If this interests you, please DM me.

P.s: We work in the AI space and have a lot of leverage and it’s a great opportunity to work with some very talented individuals. Looking for ninjas that can wield our performance effectively.

I’m currently on the hunt for someone who has good Linkedin and Reddit marketing skills. On Linkedin, it would require growing my personal profile and on Reddit it would be growing the community. Experience is a requirement. We also have a CMO role open that candidates can try out for.

If this interests you, please DM me.

P.s: We work in the AI space and have a lot of leverage and it’s a great opportunity to work with some very talented individuals. Looking for ninjas that can wield our performance effectively.

Got an AI analytics app that enables users to connect any data source/document and analyze and visualize, real-time and large-scale, structured/unstructured enterprise data without coding experience, backed by on-demand domain experts, and across multiple industries. Additionally, we have an Agentic feature that autonomously and iteratively orchestrates queries across different models, utilizing each for its best purpose.

I'm looking for testers that can thoroughly test the system for bugs. My team wants to own the analytics space and they are looking for people with matching energy. It's a bonus if there's domain expertise included.

Happy to have candid conversations in dms.