u/Anxious_Neat4069

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33[F4R] Maryland/Anywhere-What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!

My long weekend starts in 20 minutes! Keep me entertained while I rub it in your face that I’m not working?

Hello strangers! I can’t wait to become best friends with some of you! Hope we are all having a nice week. What did we do over the weekend? Does anyone in the US have any fun plans for the upcoming holiday weekend? Any bbqs to invite me to? Fortunately, I do work from home, which is why I have time to distract myself here. Who wants to whisk me away?!

I feel like I keep posting here. Just haven’t found that connection I’m really looking for. Conversations keep lasting about 6-10 hours then they fizzle. Maybe it’s me. It could be me. I hope it’s not me. Just been in a funk this week and really looking for a distraction. It’s getting embarrassing.

Are you someone interested in crafting intriguing conversations, being able to banter back and forth for hours on end? Do you have thick skin or self-deprecating humor? Then we may be able to have a ton of fun together!

Caveat: I am in a relationship until I figure out how to not be. Finances are holding me back right now. Working on it. Hopefully will have it figured out in a month or so!

I am a huge musical theatre nerd. I enjoy seeing musicals and also performing in local community productions. Been doing it since I was 9. I can sing. I enjoy hosting parties and casually baking. I like to travel! I also enjoy just lounging on the couch and binging a tv show. Physically: I’m 5’9, unnaturally red hair, blue eyes. We can swap selfies if our conversation is decent.

If any of this seems mildly intriguing, please reach out! Can’t wait to hear from you!

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u/Anxious_Neat4069 — 16 hours ago

33[F4R] Maryland/Anywhere-What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!

My long weekend starts in 20 minutes! Keep me entertained while I rub it in your face that I’m not working?

Hello strangers! I can’t wait to become best friends with some of you! Hope we are all having a nice week. What did we do over the weekend? Does anyone in the US have any fun plans for the upcoming holiday weekend? Any bbqs to invite me to? Fortunately, I do work from home, which is why I have time to distract myself here. Who wants to whisk me away?!

I feel like I keep posting here. Just haven’t found that connection I’m really looking for. Conversations keep lasting about 6-10 hours then they fizzle. Maybe it’s me. It could be me. I hope it’s not me. Just been in a funk this week and really looking for a distraction. It’s getting embarrassing.

Are you someone interested in crafting intriguing conversations, being able to banter back and forth for hours on end? Do you have thick skin or self-deprecating humor? Then we may be able to have a ton of fun together!

Caveat: I am in a relationship until I figure out how to not be. Finances are holding me back right now. Working on it. Hopefully will have it figured out in a month or so!

I am a huge musical theatre nerd. I enjoy seeing musicals and also performing in local community productions. Been doing it since I was 9. I can sing. I enjoy hosting parties and casually baking. I like to travel! I also enjoy just lounging on the couch and binging a tv show. Physically: I’m 5’9, unnaturally red hair, blue eyes. We can swap selfies if our conversation is decent.

If any of this seems mildly intriguing, please reach out! Can’t wait to hear from you!

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u/Anxious_Neat4069 — 16 hours ago
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33[F4R] MD/US/Anywhere- I wrote a theatre production based on vocabulary.

It was a play on words.

Hello strangers! I can’t wait to become best friends with some of you! Hope we are all having a nice week. What did we do over the weekend? Does anyone in the US have any fun plans for the upcoming holiday weekend? Any bbqs to invite me to? Fortunately, I do work from home, which is why I have time to distract myself here. Who wants to whisk me away?!

Are you someone interested in crafting intriguing conversations, being able to banter back and forth for hours on end? Do you have thick skin or self-deprecating humor? Then we may be able to have a ton of fun together!

Caveat: I am in a relationship until I figure out how to not be. Finances are holding me back right now. Working on it. Hopefully will have it figured out in a month or so!

I am a huge musical theatre nerd. I enjoy seeing musicals and also performing in local community productions. Been doing it since I was 9. I can sing. I enjoy hosting parties and casually baking. I like to travel! I also enjoy just lounging on the couch and binging a tv show. Physically: I’m 5’9, unnaturally red hair, blue eyes. We can swap selfies if our conversation is decent.

If any of this seems mildly intriguing, please reach out! Can’t wait to hear from you!

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u/Anxious_Neat4069 — 4 days ago

33[F4R] MD/US/Anywhere- What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Hello strangers! I can’t wait to become best friends with some of you! Hope we are all having a nice Monday. What did we do over the weekend? Fortunately, I do work from home, which is why I have time to distract myself here. Who wants to whisk me away?!

Are you someone interested in crafting intriguing conversations, being able to banter back and forth for hours on end? Do you have thick skin or self-deprecating humor? Then we may be able to have a ton of fun together!

Caveat: I am in a relationship until I figure out how to not be. Finances are holding me back right now. Working on it. Hopefully will have it figured out in a month or so!

I am a huge musical theatre nerd. I enjoy seeing musicals and also performing in local community productions. Been doing it since I was 9. I can sing. I enjoy hosting parties and casually baking. I like to travel! I also enjoy just lounging on the couch and binging a tv show. Physically: I’m 5’9, unnaturally red hair, blue eyes. We can swap selfies if our conversation is decent.

If any of this seems mildly intriguing, please reach out! Can’t wait to hear from you!

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u/Anxious_Neat4069 — 5 days ago
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33[F4A] Maryland/Anywhere- Two neighbors in Stratford claim that their home is the true birthplace of Shakespeare.

Officials in Stratford proposed to solve the dispute by putting a plaque on both their houses.

My posts get decent replies, but things tend to fizzle out and we never make it past the 24 hour mark. Maybe it’s me? I’m not sure.

Let’s be friends! As long as you have engaging, witty, and grammatically correct conversations with me! Be silly, be witty, I love banter! Entice me with your nonsense. I’m trying to find people around my age, don’t be offended if I think you’re too young or too old. Maybe somewhere between 30-45?

If we could be close friends, I’d enjoy that. I am not single, but I’m figuring that out. I’m in Maryland, USA, but open to anyone from anywhere. But if you’re nearby, I am open to meeting up! Musical theatre nerd, holiday obsessed, nonsensical spirit, being silly and bullying is my love language. I think I’m pretty funny. You tell me after we get to know each other.

We can skip the small talk and become besties. For the love of all things good and pure in the world say more than just ‘hi’. I don’t mind exchanging photos or talking elsewhere. I know Reddit chat is awful. But I do want us to have a good rapport before that’s discussed. I’m 5’9, dyed red hair, blue eyes, tattoos. Meeting up to hang out, if you’re nearby, could become a possibility. We’ll see what happens.

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u/Anxious_Neat4069 — 8 days ago

33[F4R] MD/Anywhere-What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Hello strangers! I can’t wait to become best friends with some of you! Been a rough and busy few week, could use someone around to chat with. Fortunately, I do work from home, which is why I have time to distract myself here. Who wants to whisk me away?!

Are you someone interested in crafting intriguing conversations, being able to banter back and forth for hours on end? Do you have thick skin or self-deprecating humor? Then we may be able to have a ton of fun together!

Caveat: I am in a relationship until I figure out how to not be. Finances are holding me back right now.

I am a huge theatre nerd. I enjoy seeing musicals and also performing. I can sing. I enjoy hosting parties and baking. I like to travel! I also enjoy just lounging on the couch and binging a tv show. What are you currently watching? Physically I’m 5’9, red hair, blue eyes. We can swap photos if our conversation is decent.

If any of this seems mildly intriguing, please reach out! Can’t wait to hear from you!

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u/Anxious_Neat4069 — 8 days ago

A Labracadabrador!

Hello strangers! I can’t wait to become best friends with some of you! Been a rough and busy few week, could use someone around to chat with. Fortunately, I do work from home, which is why I have time to distract myself here. Who wants to whisk me away?!

Are you someone interested in crafting intriguing conversations, being able to banter back and forth for hours on end? Do you have thick skin or self-deprecating humor? Then we may be able to have a ton of fun together!

Caveat: I am in a relationship until I figure out how to not be. Finances are holding me back right now.

I am a huge theatre nerd. I enjoy seeing musicals and also performing. I can sing. I enjoy hosting parties and baking. I like to travel! I also enjoy just lounging on the couch and binging a tv show. What are you currently watching? Physically I’m 5’9, red hair, blue eyes. We can swap photos if our conversation is decent.

If any of this seems mildly intriguing, please reach out! Can’t wait to hear from you!

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u/Anxious_Neat4069 — 23 days ago