Imagine you're sucking Shoki's D cup mantits off and he's saying shit like "bene!" or "grazie!"

Imagine you're sucking Shoki's D cup mantits off and he's saying shit like "bene!" or "grazie!"

I mean not a bug its a feature, I desire him carnally

u/ArmageddonProphet97 — 1 day ago

We do not talk enough about how Ronaldo's pecs are so fat they bring his agility down

Like dude they sparkle in his sprite he's packing

u/ArmageddonProphet97 — 1 day ago
▲ 459 r/GachaHusbandos+1 crossposts

This is insane??? [Wuwa, Mrover] Art: https://x.com/i/status/2077114114435125309 (@vinegarisinside on X)

Imagine getting contacted by the ACTUAL account of a game💀

u/ArmageddonProphet97 — 20 days ago

I cannot imagine the amount of chemicals this woman takes on a daily basis

Her entire aesthetic is being a victorian era noblewoman, she has arsenic in her makeup and lead in her food. Opioid usage seems fairly minimal of a HC in that context.

I guess what I am saying is she is zoned the fuck out in canon, and probably has the equivalent of perc 3k in her bloodstream.

The Fisalias have a fentanyl crisis.

u/ArmageddonProphet97 — 1 month ago

Asking all gays and other people who like men, which gacha male mc do you guys want carnally?

Mine is Rover 100%, I love playing with him and seeing that ass jiggle, beefing up twinks? My specialty. The fandom mischaracterization where he is a gigachad? I crop out the woman with scissors to look at him and only him. I even dedicated a poem to him:

Roses are red, violets are blue

Lube is a suggestion, I prefer to use glue

Frequencies unstable, threnodians are out

Let's do it on the table, please Rover eat my ass out.

Cock so big it makes my hole ache

"We can't I am straight" so is pasta until it breaks.

You think its ooc for him because I am not a woman?

Well, topping doesn't make it gay, just ask the romans

u/ArmageddonProphet97 — 1 month ago

What would happen if you set Godwyn's corpse on fire?

I added Ghostflame as an illustration but think of any fire. E.g Flame of Ruin, Messmerfire, Blackflame, Ghostflame, Frenzied Flame, what have you.

I ask because he is etched to a tree, is almost botanical in nature and we have two cases of trees being flammable in Elden Ring, the Erdtree and the Sealing Tree. So the fuel is technically there.

What would be the consequences of burning away the Prince of Death, also? Would it change depending on the fire?

u/ArmageddonProphet97 — 3 months ago

Why are the Xianzhou trying to kill Yaoshi with the Propagation, are they stupid?

Their damn aeon came about from an endless pursuit of trying to kill Yaoshi and the denizens of abundance, it is in Lan's nature to execute anything that even remotely smells like the abundance, and Xianzhou's natives are all blessed by Yaoshi to an extent, do they really think they won't be next?

Not even counting that the war against the denizens of the abundance is one of the few things that keeps these giant war fleets even remotely cohesive, what do they think will happen between themselves when they no longer have a common enemy?

Not even counting how fucking dumb it is to use the Propagation to kill the Abundance, not dumb in the sense that it is impossible, but dumb by how dangerous it is, as if that won't cause a second Swarm Disaster, by effectively throwing bugs into what is endless life: flesh that they will devour to reproduce, while their food constantly regenerates.

Even if the end result might be similar to the Permanence, there is no guarantee of such a thing occuring, and the few instances we know of paths with similar traits being subsumed, traces of the path consumed will still be present. The Order still lives buried beneath the Harmony, how sure can they be that the Abundance won't survive in the Propagation?

Anyway, I am waiting for the bomb to go off and for their plan to horribly backfire, long live Yaoshi.

u/ArmageddonProphet97 — 3 months ago

"As the Dragon Sovereign of water I shall judge whether the usurpers are worthy of their thrones." You are gonna be drinking KKKhaenri'ahn bathwater is what you'll do, sit down.

u/ArmageddonProphet97 — 3 months ago

"All the monsters harming innocent people and who almost destroyed my home were actually once human, millions must surrender to the abyss." If you laugh you go to hell.

u/ArmageddonProphet97 — 4 months ago