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Lotusberry Relax. Lotusberry Relax. I can smell it on you right now!

Schmidt trying to squeeze his conditioner out of Nick's hair is easily my favorite Schmidt meltdown.

u/AsleepAssociation — 2 months ago

Shitposters nowadays... I mean, it's a whole different breed. No code, no family. You put Namond on those subs and you're giving him two weeks before he's goonposting AI pics of Meadow Soprano.

u/AsleepAssociation — 2 months ago

Where do you guys get those shitposts with the Sopranos quotes from? I go into the city and can only find the ones with Brother Mouzone quotes.

u/AsleepAssociation — 3 months ago

That's good Hopps. That's like a 40-degree day. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day. Nobody give a fuck about 40. Nobody remember 40, and your rabbit ass is giving me way too many 40-degree days! Do I look like an Artic Fox, what the fuck?

u/AsleepAssociation — 3 months ago