I personally think Tori was a lesbian and her being with Zach was because he had the physique/masculinity of a pre-pubescent 14 year old girl. Thoughts?

I personally think Tori was a lesbian and her being with Zach was because he had the physique/masculinity of a pre-pubescent 14 year old girl. Thoughts?

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 3 days ago
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Maurice wanted to talk to his wife because he knew she would understand that him wanting to have sex with a 14 year old was not a big deal and that he didn't do anything.

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 6 days ago
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Jeff Sokol has a marriage contract, is it for you?

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 7 days ago
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I think Lorne is worthy of having a biopic made of his life. A great title for it would be "Yell at me why don't you?". It would chronicle his years being oppressed by his abusive siblings, his 407 pg romance with decoy Casey, and his wonderful relationship with his online fans.

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 8 days ago
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Maurice Wolin didn't do anything, he has a clean record(not even a traffic ticket), and he wants to call his wife.

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u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 9 days ago
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I think we should all take a page from the book of Lorne and enjoy the simple things: homemade Mac and Cheese, baseball caps, lascivious conversations with a 13 year old etc.

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u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 9 days ago

Best episode of SNL: Deion Sanders

Without a doubt, the best episode of SNL was the one Deion Sanders hosted. That skit where everyone was anally raped was a highlight of the series.

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u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 10 days ago
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It's totally believable that a woman that looks like Casey the decoy would have sex with a guy that looks like this.

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 11 days ago

This guy knew how to teach. He brought a monkey to class(not Mike Rogers), he taught Kelly how to stick her tongue down his throat, and he inspired Zach to want to get an A by making a bet with him.

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 13 days ago

This was a scene that should've won an Emmy. It really make you think about how hard Zach had it living in an upper, middle class neighbourhood with 2 loving parents that gave him everything he could've wanted.

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 15 days ago

Whoever thought Zach and Slater were the alpha males of Bayside need to give their head a shake. This guy took charge of situations, bounced that caffeinated giraffe Spano around like a rag doll, and broke Violets spirit down for that future jailbird Samuel Powers.

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 16 days ago

This guy was the most upstanding character on the show. He taught the guys how to make out, he taught the girls to obey the men, and he brought testosterone to a school that reeked of estrogen. His thank you for all of this? That balding sissy Belding kicked him out of his school.

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 16 days ago
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This poor guy scratched his eye. He thought the transcript said 18, give him a break!

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 17 days ago
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You are coming across very angry right now. I know I'm in trouble, and you know I'm in trouble. I don't want to do anything to get myself further into trouble.

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 18 days ago
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Is he crying or orgasming at the thought of a 9 year old girl gargling his flaccid, wrinkled 61 year old ballsack?

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 20 days ago

Gotta love this little Temu Justin Bieber. He had the worst taste in fashion, haircuts, and women. He truly deserved the grief the Bible thumper and the girl who dropped the Cosby kids off in her pants gave him.

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 20 days ago

Degrassi needed an actual man to run the school after that bully loving wimp Radditch was transferred, so they got this stud. He showed everyone who was boss and kept that smart mouth Jane in line when she was bullying Derek and Bruce the Moose.

u/Asleep_Ad7630 — 21 days ago