When I see how many people are already confused about V14 or saying the story is already too complicated, and considering each release try to one up the previous one, imagine how complicated it will be when it's fully over.
Don't ask how all those people were convinced to stand together without stabbing each others within 10 seconds.
I put Karma/Kaina and Melia/Zenos together because I'm pretty sure they will have a lot of synergy working together. : )
It's a bad ending because G@m3fr### is unbeatable and will just generate random Pokemons until you wipe. (The infinity sign is serious).
And I'm only factoring things that have been going on before Team Xen starts doing things like kidnapping Gym Leader or blocking paths.
Oh and the answer is Gameplay I know
Both inspired by many people wanting Zenos and the MC meeting each others and a recent post about what if you only focus on farming berries and training pokemons and don't try to understand or listen to the plot...
Actually Zenos should probably know the protag is like this so it shouldn't be a surprise
If you wonder why I had litteraly no money, let us say I had less than good intentions and it was the beginning of checking the plausibility of something cruel and unusual..
Random slight V14 Renegade spoil>!Though still not as mean as Melia 👀 !<
(I don't think it's a real bug because you could trap yourself though I'm surprised it doesn't have a special dialogue for that case of him having pity on you or something.)
Was continuing my playthrough and wondering what more could I make a joke about.
And then I saw the wild overmap Yanma humping the Team Xen escape chopper.
This gave me an idea.
(Imagine what Madame X would think about this...)
A bit more seriously, I know she says it's "usually" known and many things like the whole Wispy Tower aren't known to the average people but calling them incompetent and rarely active is such a joke and it gets more of it with every new plan or base.
You can surprise her by being better than expected.
But how about, being much worse...
For instance in failing to find the whole 'secret' passage you are clearly told about.
Mostly inspired by this kinda random Yes/No choice. Usually it's before a boss fight or a scene, but there, you just pass through it and that's it.
>Jump on the generator to bypass the barrier (she can do it , look at the jumps she made at the castle) and quickly cut them down❌
>Dramatically and slowly piercing through the barrier while monologuing ✅
-> Do not go try to save Melia, it's too late
-> Do not go into that scary Team Xen base, it's dangerous
-> Do not go into that weird source of the Ghostly Forest, it's spooky
-> Do not go to that city Goldenleaf, they hate outsiders
-> Do not go in Akuwa Town
Also the final picture is the bad ending from Golden Sun if you just refuse the quest.
>!I'm actually not sure if would be so bad if the protag just chilled forever in the lost room at this point, but hey, that would ruin the joke.!<
While I was in Goldenleaf grinding on Audinos, I had a dumb idea...
And yes this is an Audino with Darkrai's claws, Giratina's wings and Arceus's horn.
The simplest solution to beat Team Xen.
Something something Pokemon Rejuvenation Depression
German, Japan and the US : We won't be satisfied until we can have one nuke for every single village.
OTL Cold war, at the peak, was 70k nukes for Sovet and USA combined.
How people seem to be feeling about Melia right now :)
Also if you think a single Joltik should be able to Destiny Bond Spacea and Tiempa , they are not using them on their team but on them directly... Not fair but than again, are people ever playing fair in Rejuvenenation ?
Also probably would cause a mess if those three died so early, but then again , who knows, it might turn out better (or worse)?
If you wonder why Joltiks have Destiny Bonds, they are cheating Joltiks !
Kinda joking about the ever increasing villains and stakes !
The main land economy is puny compared to the gain from the colonies
Oil Crisis ? I don't know what you are talking about. Look at that surpris !
Colony more developped than most of the mainland. More than 1/3 of the Madrid region
So I just finished an average Spain game (ending by keeping the Legislative but also the power of the Caudillo)
But I kept clicking the invest in colony buttons everytime I could and well...
I'm still kinda suspecting a glitch because I feel like the Iberian Council votes added effects that had little to do with what It was about, but still pretty fun.
Romus : "Rizia has invented self replicating nanobots"
After playing this game a bunch of thing, I figured too many things are happening. Too many choices, too many decisions. But what if you just... did as little as you could ?
Mostly a parody AAR but that's in theme with the playthrough.
Rayne campaigned for a Democratic Reform
"To be honest, I was just advised the current consistution was undemocratic and bad so I just said I would fix it. I didn't realize how hard it would be."
Lachaven Times Interview when asked about this future failures.
Rayned promised to stay neutral and promote Market Economy and Retained Relaxed Immigration Law
"Rayne felt like the massive changes between Soll and Alphonso caused the recession. This caused him to be ridiculously cautious, and despite not believing in Alphonso's policies, to decide to stick to them anyways"
The Most Useless President (1970)
Rayne promised to focus on Health
"I do not understand why people complain that I didn't increase the budget of healthcare. I only mentionned it in passing. I never really meant for Health to be more important than any other aspect of the nation"
Lachaven Times Interview when asked about his lack of change in healthcare.
Rayne refused to meet with Koronti
"Rayne was somehow convinced that anything he would do would instantly be found it. This made his incorruptible and refuse to even met with the oligarchs. While this might be seemed as praiseworthy, he was unable to even make a single lie and his brutally honest attitude cost him a lot of political capital for no reasons."
The Decline of Sordland (1972)
Rayne refused to invest in a mega-infrastructure projet
"Rayne's cornerstone belief was that it was better to be blamed for not doing anything than for doing anything badly. Trapped between two projects that would either leave the industrial heartland or Agnolia behind, he decided he'd rather not do anything. This was an hint to the disaster that would be his term."
The Most Useless President (1970)
Rayne signed the Electoral Campaign Finance Bill
"Some have said that Rayne did not believe in vetos. Indeed he never used any veto, even when racist bill he personaly found distasteful passed. The truth was more pathetic than that. He simply didn't want to look like he went against the Assembly."
The Decline of Sordland (1972)
Rayne Rejected the plans to deal with the unrest.
"Lileas Graf and Nia Morgna, two people who had usually very little in common were both extremely frustrated by Rayne's indecision, second guessing of every plan and ultimate decision to wait and see on the riots."
An insider perspective of the do nothing Administration (1969)
Rayne did not enact an Economic Relief Plan
"It is rumored that Symon Holl considered resigning after seeing Rayne's utter inability to ever prioritize anything or make any choice. He would later say he regretted not quitting that day."
The Most Useless President (1970)
Rayne did not attend the funeral of Bernard Circas
"Again, many have tried to defend Rayne's decision as some calculated ignorance of the situation to try to downplay it and let it calm down by itself. Actually, he just delayed and hesitated until he would have been too late to arrive in time and would have looked even worse. The presidential car was actually parked near Deyr for more than two hours.
The Decline of Sordland (1972)
Rayne did not close the Rumburgian Consulate
"Many have said that Rayne's only good accomplishment was avoiding war with Rumburg. While it is true this was a positive development for them, it is likely that, had Rumburg invaded Sordland back then, it would have been hit by countless sanctions and a resistance making it a costly endevour. Instead thanks to his disastrous policies, Sordland is still an economic vassal of Rumburg to this day, combining the advantage of being nominally independant while being ripe for exploitation."
Rumburg's Great Awakening (1980)
Rayne signed the Tourism and Cultural Preservation Act
Rayne refused to declare an Emergency.
"This should not have been a surprise to Hawker. After seeing Rayne's absolute reluctance to use veto or do anything, he should have known that Rayne would never have the courage to do something so bold as to start an emergency."
The Decline of Sordland (1972)
Rayne refused to invest in Gasom.
"By this point, this was not a surprise to Gus Manger who had specifically called in Rizia for this reason"
An insider perspective of the do nothing Administration (1969)
Rayne refused to ban the Young Sords or Red Youth
"To be honest, we didn't do anything when asked to make the planning for the ban orders. So sure were we at this point that he wouldn't do it that, if he had accepted, everyone would have had to rush in overtime to cover up this mess. However, we were, of course, right"
An insider perspective of the do nothing Administration (1969)
Raye didn't veto the GREEN Act
Constitution
Limit Vetoes
Remove Supreme Court Voting Rights
Do not change impeachment
Do not change appointment
Do not change electoral threshold
Do not change decrees
Do not change term limits
Do not change immunity
Do not change member of honor
"By the time of the Constitutional reform, Rayne had already thought himself in a mess where he was sure any reform would anger half of the country against him. It is said his Vice President, Advisors and Nia had to spend hours to even convince him to remove the Supreme Court's voting right, the entire point of the Constitution"
The Most Useless President (1970)
Rayne kept the EPA at 20%
"And to everyone's surprise, Rayne had once again kept everything the same. Aren't you glad you voted for the USP ? At least Alphonso, as bad as he was, was doing something for this country. This administration is just getting fat pay check to maintain the status quo, again and again"
The Radical
("I am very satisifed we are executing bold changes under this administration, lmao"
Rayne kept every single budget the same
"If anyone still had any hope in Sordland's recession ending, it died the day the budget was published. Not one single cent was different."
The Most Useless President (1970)
Rayne did not veto the Worker Right Bill
