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this isn’t because he’s dead but because the game was never localized in the west

As you can tell by this very real and unedited photo, Lucas has met Spider-Man so why didn’t Spidey help an old friend out?

we’ve all heard about his scientific breakthrough about how kodak rhymes with kodak but he doesn’t get enough credit for being the smartest rapper alive

They literally have a song called help yet Paul never called his Beatles friends for help

this post was fact checked by true tazmilian patriots

can’t believe he took this pic specifically after the controversy. not cool masked man, not cool. do better man

he unfortunately didn’t give me his autograph 😔

apologies if it doesn’t look that good

This is because Weird Al died in 1985, however weird al as a zombie could’ve heard and parodied it

and the episode has lots of references to The Beatles

in Liverpool I milly rock

you all know paul McCartney right? the lead singer of wings and john Lennon’s best friend? well did you know he’s actually the worst person of the 20th century ever? no? then I’ll explain to you why.

now let‘s start from worst to even worse

-Paul’s slaves

paul mccartney was actually known for being a notorious slave owner. You might be saying “he made blackbird tho”, however that song is actually about him wanting slavery to comeback, why else would he compare them to birds. He owned many slaves from 1964-2016. Kanye actually wrote New Slaves about him 

-Paul’s racism 

The song Get Back has been controversial for its other hateful messages but those were a cover up to hide Paul’s true feelings about black people. The song is actually about Paul telling a black person to, and I quote, “go back to Africa”.

-Paul bullying George

Now we all know Paul hate George but did you know that Paul McCartney whipped George Harrison as well as dropping his excrement onto his leg? It was very sick in fact that incident is what inspired the whip, the Nae Nae, the stanky leg, the soulja boy, the Superman and every iconic rap dance.

-Paul blinding Stevie Wonder

Ebony and ivory is a wholesome race equality song? WRONG!! Stevie Wonder was faking being bling until this song where he actually became blind, Paul whipped and shot him in the eye.

-Paul stealing 40 cakes 

Alright this one is REALLY REALLY disgusting, truly the worst thing Paul has done. He stole 40 cakes which is as bad as 4 tens. He’s a sick man and I don’t miss him miss him

-Paul is the reason why 3 new Drake albums exist

Did you know the worst person of the 20th century collaborated with the worst person of the 21st century? Well now you do. Paul actually ghostwrote Maid of Honor, Habitbi, and ICEMAN. Paul McCartney even approved every song on the albums however drake is still worse but that’s a conversation for another sub.

There’s more I could say but I don’t think there’s anything worse than writing ICEMAN, literally the worst thing anybody could do.