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Rochelle Goyle FREAK DU CHIC🩷
▲ 179 r/MakeupAddiction

Rochelle Goyle FREAK DU CHIC🩷

FOR ALL THE MONSTER HIGH FANS!

Products list areee:

LA girl white PRO color mixing foundation (white)
LA girl pro conceal (white)
Towndreamers Butterfly palette (chalk hill blue)
REVOLUTION LOVE CONQUERS palette (hope)
Juvias place blush palette V4
Misslyn BOSS BABE shimmer blush
Wet n Wild Hello Kitty 50th anniversary glitter illuminator
Essence extreme shine lip gloss (105 Flower Blossom)
KimChiChic Beauty Gloss finisher (GOG06 Pink Shimmer)
elf liquid eyeliner (jet black)
Essence all about matt fixing compact powder (white)
Brow pomade cream I found on shein (can’t find the little tube)
wet n wild Fantasy Makers Body Glitter (Bone To Be Wild)
Sheglam eyeliner gel (black)
Nyx glitter primer
Essence Jelly Grip Hydrating Primer
wet n wild Fantasy Makers Contour Palette (Zombie Apocalypse)
Nyx soft matte lip cream (Tokyo) THIS PRODUCT IS SO HARD TO FIND
Morphe continuous set & prime spray
LANCÔME LASH IDÔLE (Black)
Unicorn Foil glitter
Nyx Suede Lipliner (Brooklyn Thorn)
KISS Lashes (Chemise)
Simply Bella Bikina glitter palette
Got2B Glue for brows
MILANI MAKE IT LAST MATTE 16HR finishing setting spray
And a really chip wig from Amazon

u/AyeJalexus — 4 days ago
▲ 1.9k r/justneckbeardthings

I worked with Joshua.

I don’t know if anyone saw the original post, this was years ago. He murdered my coworker, and I was pretty fucked up mentally when this all happened and seeing him all over my Reddit feed was the last thing I expected when opening my phone one day. Inevitably, I felt like I couldn’t escape from this man.. I honestly have stories for days, but I don’t like to talk about it because it just makes me feel guilty and I have serious survivor Guilt. If anyone forgot about this scumbag, here’s my reminder that he exists. The biggest fucking pussy you would EVER meet. Right on top of the manager that let this happen. I went to sit during one of his final hearings, he plead insanity and broke his own arm just to avoid that court date. A true fucking piece of shit..

u/AyeJalexus — 2 months ago
▲ 1 r/whatisthisbug

GIANT fkn spider in my corner. Can anyone give me a proper ID?

Took in Salem Oregon ! This is the biggest spider I’ve seen in a while. Usually we have a lot of large orbweavers and a lot of wolf spiders. This one doesn’t look like a cellar spider or a house spider. I could be wrong! It’s freezing in this basement but I haven’t seen this spider EVER. It’s wild to me how they literally just spawn. (Joke)

u/AyeJalexus — 2 months ago
▲ 1 r/stories

Watched a high speed chase unfold in 60 seconds

So this actually happened to me in real life. I have not many people to tell, I figured I’d post it here. I work in a booty club as a dancer and I just had got off for the night. It was maybe 2am and the roads were clearr. This club is about 40 minutes away from my actual apartment and it’s all mostly highway. On our way back, with my boyfriend who’s picking me up, I notice a police car is directly behind us. I start wigging out and getting uncomfortable because for some reason, his car was a ticket magnet. It’s the 1st of the month and bills are DUE. I remember when we’re driving, I see the officer behind but we’re both collectively strolling down the road. Honestly, on the highway you never know what’ll happen next. I start sweating and getting nervous because at this point, I have a FEELING we’re going to get pulled over. It’s 2am and the 1st. When all of a sudden, a fat white truck BOLTS by. Like this motherfkr was hauling ASS before he even saw the police. Lmao. It was some shit I never seen before. Basically, he don’t gaf. The police car immediately swerves lanes, turns his brights on, and starts HAULING ASS. This truck was DUSTING the police lmfao! While we’re still driving down this road, now looking at the other side of the margin highway, this fucking dude busts a bitch and fully drives over the grass edge to KEEP RUNNING. Within 5 minutes, we’re watching this dude bolt down the other lane with 5 police on him. Lmfao, keep driving home, and 2 minutes time about 5 more cops lights on, hauling ass proceed down the same road. This was so fucking wild! What are the odds? My boyfriend’s car doesn’t have a front license plate (in Oregon you’ll get a ticket for that no matter what.) So I just know what was supposed to be my ass got saved by some dude who was literally HAULING ass down the highway and running from the cops! Honestly, that was one of the wildest things I’ve seen unfold right in front of me, and I’m from Albuquerque! Lmao. Maybe this story is kind of bland, but in person it was INSANE. I just know I was 5 seconds away from seeing those lights then BAM, this fuckin guy just starts dusting the police and said let me hold my balls. God damn. I never watched the news the next morning, but honestly bro I hope you got away. That was BADASS. Also to this day I wonder if he was driving dirty or literally just did not give af. This happened in like March. I still think about his sheer BALLS.

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u/AyeJalexus — 2 months ago
▲ 174 r/DairyQueen

One of the many reasons why DQ is Goated 🐐

Have to flex on yall a little my location doesn’t play about my salad 😏 I think they appreciate the diversity in not just ordering a burger and fries 😆

u/AyeJalexus — 2 months ago
▲ 436 r/popping

Omfg period acne is literally no joke.

I tried to pop this for 3 days. I stopped because it was soo painful but a very noticeable bump. I put a pimple patch on yesterday, leave them on all day sometimes change it twice. I put a fresh patch on this morning, ran all my errands. (Took my dog out many times and cleaned.) I JUST took it off right now. (1AM) Yuck. Shit is popping out my damn head. Big ass hole in my forehead. Sometimes you’re better off leaving it alone.😫

u/AyeJalexus — 2 months ago
▲ 57 r/Yorkies

Rolo sleeping like a dead bug. a true weirdo

A lot of u asked me to keep yall updated in my first post, didn’t think it would be so soon. Rolo is a gd character.🤣

u/AyeJalexus — 2 months ago
▲ 59 r/SALEM

LMAO what are the odds?!

Keizer Winco saw my last post and said you wanna talk trash? 😂

u/AyeJalexus — 2 months ago
▲ 13 r/Stonerfoods

Homemade Starbies cakepops 😛

These are sooo good I’ve only ate like 5 tho 😅

u/AyeJalexus — 3 months ago
▲ 2 r/Episode

LMAO WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

I’m only level 8 relationship with Keaton! Anika and I are already hooking up, (?) Malcom almost level 40, but haven’t hooked up once 😭so now ig I’m hooking up with Keaton, Anika and no Malcom? LMFAO
we hooked up immediately after Keaton caught himself on fire. I did NOT think I would even get a sexy option

u/AyeJalexus — 3 months ago
▲ 273 r/BakingNoobs+1 crossposts

when u get high and bake an entire loaf of double chocolate banana bread 😛

u/AyeJalexus — 4 months ago
▲ 0 r/Episode

Lmao I do not appreciate the cultural appropriation on this game 🤣!

u/AyeJalexus — 4 months ago