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Okay, so just for a reminder, hear-me-outs are a collection of characters that are NOT conventionally attractive, or simply not attractive in general, that you would still bed. So no Leon Kennedy or Arlecchino for this ! I need freaky, I need unhinged. We listen and we don't judge. And most importantly, don't hesitate to share a bit of backstory !
(use the comment thread system if multiple)
Now here's mine. Enjoy ! (and beware the spoilers)
Vecna (Dungeons and Dragons, 5e) : >!the fifth version of Vecna (bonus if it's the DBD ver with Matt Mercer as his voice. Him and Neil Newborn actually). He is an archilich (a powerful undead necromancer). Following the different canons, he's either an elf or a Flan, a human subspecies composed of Hunter-Gatherers. His power pretty much varies between smaller deity and demi-god (which are just less powerful gods in DnD, no lineage stuff). Either neutral evil or lawful evil, he compiles the magical knowledge of the entire world and seeks to control it. He is a bit like this distant presence that looms over the entire world, he is feared by everyone, so much so that no one dares to call him by his name.!<
Nemesis - humanoid (Resident Evil 3 Remake) : >!talking about Neil Newborn, did you know that he was actually the one playing Nemesis on top of Nikolai ? Well, Nemesis is a bio-weapon made by Umbrella through taking another Tyrant model (a thoughtless humanoid bioweapon only capable of listening to simple orders), and implanting the NE-Alpha parasite inside of its brain in order to enhance its intelligence. It necessited many attempts due to some Nemesises growing *too* intelligent, and attempting to break free, or formulating plans to do so. This Nemesis may be a prototype, but he's still the best of the bunch, tasked to track down and kill the remaining STARS members (an elite police force). He's french too ! In some stories, he used to be a homeless man in France who was kidnapped by Umbrella and mutated into a Tyrant (Mr. X-like), then given the NE-Alpha parasite to mutate into Nemesis.!<
Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean) : >!Davy Jones is the captain of the Flying Dutchman, and responsible for guiding those who died at sea into the afterlife. But before that, he used to be a pirate, who fell in love with Calypso, the goddess of the seas. For her, he took on the role of guide for the dead, under the constraints that he would spent 10 years at sea, away from Calypso, 1 day on land. However, on this fated day, Calypso forsook him. Heartbroken, he plotted with the other pirates through the Brethren Court, and sealed Calypso into the form of a simple woman. He abandoned his duty as guide, and started sailing around, killing sailors and sunking ships with his Kraken. He would also give ultimatums to his victims : serve in his crew for 100 years or die. Abandoning his duty is what caused him and his crew to become twisted. Nevertheless, despite his rancor, he still grieves Calypso. He even carved out his own heart ffs !!<
Bowser (Mario Universe - Smash Bros Ultimate : >!okay, big hear-me-out for this one. Bowser is a koopa (hybrid between turtle and lizard), and Mario's nemesis. He has a son, Bowser Jr, whom he loves dearly. His whole dynamic with Mario is that he kidnaps Princess Peach, and Mario beats him everytime. But in Smash Bros, he's a heavy fighter who's signature moves are often body-slams, or carapace-slams. I love super burly fighters. Smash is actually one of the few games where he loses a bit of his comical aspect and looks more menacing, and I'm here for it.!<
Ultron (Marvel - Avengers : Age of Ultron) : >!okay, James Spader's acting does a lot of work, but that's all the more reason for me to love him (and yes I can't wait for Visionquest). In the MCU, Ultron is an AI created by Tony Stark and Bruce Banner (in contrast with Hank Pym in the comics) to protect earth from alien invasions - after the Chitauri attack in 2012. However, he breaks free and goes on the internet. There, he renders his judgement : humanity is the plague, inferior, and in order to protect the world, it must be eradicated and replaced with machines. He despises humanity, and in order to destroy it, he tries to level the City State of Sokovia into the sky, and drop it like a meteorite back onto earth. His charisma and humanity, despite being a robot and hating humanity is what makes him so incredible. This and his design XD. He believes his cause, hates his creator, and yet looks so much like him. So much so that you can even recognise Tony's speech patterns in Ultron's lines.!<
Smaug (The Hobbit) : >!having both seen the movies and read the book, Smaug is one of my all-time favorites. He's charismatic, cunning, and Benedict Cumberbatch plays him perfectly. Smaug is dragon of Middle Earth. Dragons are creatures, made by the Dark Lord Morgoth, Sauron's Lord (so ++ evil). However, Morgoth's age having long passed, dragons are a shade of their former selves. Smaug, King under the Mountain, ravaged the Lonely Mountain and stole the dwarves' treasure. Years later, he is found by Bilbo, the Hobbit burglar, and plays a game of wits and eloquence with him. Bane of the dwarves, his ego is immense, though sometimes rightfully deserved due to his immense power, though much smaller than his 1st Age predecessors. Don't hesitate to check out his French dubbing too ! It was what made me fall in love with the character in the cinema (fun fact : his french voice also dubbed Jackie Welles in Cyberpunk).!<
Feral Predator (Prey) : >!he's just badass. His moves are badass, his appearance is badass. He was aura-farming before the word was even a thing. Dek (from Predator Badlands) almost dethroned him, but he's just too cool man. Has a big range of weapons, that are actually quite primitive for Yautjas, but doesn't hesitate to use his adversaries own weapons against them.!<
There you go, you got to the end of the list of characters that make me go 👉 👈 when they're on screen or in-game ^^'