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▲ 22 r/Shittyaskflying

I am on my way to becoming a pilot at Delta, but they say I must do a Knight rating first. How do I fit a lance in the Cessna? I live in a small apartment, where can I put my horse? Does TSA allow swords in the cockpit?

And I live in a democracy, and do not have a king to knight me. Can I ask that Nigerian Prince I correspond with to do it or must his daddy do it? Will zoom be OK?

If I rescue a princess do I really have to kill dragons?

So many questions, and the FAA does not have any information.

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u/BalanceFit8415 — 9 days ago
▲ 14 r/shittyaskhistory

For the King, for the Queen, for the King and Country, For the peace of the Kingdom. These are all well known but every time I hear the sergeant shout For Ward, March, I wonder who this Ward guy is?

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u/BalanceFit8415 — 9 days ago
▲ 191 r/Shittyaskflying

My instructor screamed "flare, flare" this morning while landing but I got no indication of a missile lock and my Cessna 150 do not have chaff or flare dispensers. So I threw out my lighter and the foil from my cigarette packet. Did I do the right thing?

I also tried some evasive maneuvers so we landed on the taxiway.

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u/BalanceFit8415 — 10 days ago
▲ 170 r/knolling

Post vice, bench vice, clamping vice, woodworking vice, drill vice, milling vice, hand vice and pipe vice.

u/BalanceFit8415 — 27 days ago