Revenge on old uni' flat mate
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My old flatmate at uni' had this habit of eating my food and then acting like he had no idea what I was talking about.
One night I bought back some birthday cake from my sister's, wrote my name on the box and put it in the fridge.
The next morning, the cake was gone.
I asked him about it.
He looked at me completely seriously and said, “Maybe you ate it and forgot?”
I didn't even argue. I just said, “Yeah, maybe.”
A few days later, I went to the store and bought some Red velvet cake. I ate some, & had an idea to dust some chilli powder on top of it.
This time I put it in the fridge with a note saying:
“Definitely not mine. Please eat this.”
He ate it.
He came into the kitchen looking genuinely betrayed.
I just looked at him and said, “Maybe you ate it and forgot?”
I still think about his face sometimes.