u/BaronVonKeyser

Kid came through the pharmacy drive-thru to pick up his meds. His total was 48 cents. He gave me a dollar. Not a dollar bill. No no. He gave me four quarters. This after he asked me again for the total and then said 48 cents to his buddy in the passenger seat.

Every day its shit like this. At least a dozen times a day. I fear i may have an aneurism by the end of the semester.

Im in my usual spot at the pharmacy dive-thru and an elderly lady pulls up and she says she picking up for someone else and she gives me the name and date of birth. Birthday was given as month, day, year. Year was 25. My dumb ass says "shes hanging in there isnt she". My smooth brain apparently went straight to 1925. Didnt even slightly occur to me it was 2025. I even looked at what the drug was. Children's vitamins. Even then I didnt make the connection. Probably because 2 customers before a dude with either liver or kidney problems was getting prenatal vitamins. It was when she asked when something else would be filled soon and I had to put the name into the computer that I saw the age at the top. Thats when it hit me like a train that I was in fact an idiot.

Just to be clear im not built for vestige difficulty. Im running the same build i do for pretty much everything else.

Having said that I have never had as much fun playing as I do when im getting the absolute shit knocked out of me or trying to avoid getting the absolute shit knocked out of me. I died to a dragon. Not by its attack. No no, I died to it simply landing. 43k damage.

I got the Golden Pursuits all done and got all the new achievements for vestige mode (except the one thing that drops in july). I teamed up with 2 other glutton for punishment and we got through it. So many soul gems and repair kits used but we did get so many laughs out of it. Much fun was had by all.

Where is he? His dad is worried and now my wife is worried because ive been asking her regularly for years now.

My body temp is all over the map. 65° and im sweating like its 100°. 50° and im freezing. 85° im both sweating but im not hot. I dont feel temp on my left leg. My leg will be out of the blanket at night with my fan and ac going and it gets ice cold but I dont feel it. My wife has woken me up several times because she touched my leg and it was so cold she literally thought I was dead. Also stupid hot water does nothing to that leg but cold water feels like im getting stabbed. None of it makes any sense.