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Sloopy Starter Kit

It would’ve been a Romantasy Reader starter kit but we all know sloopies can’t read. So just enjoy the book shaped objects and pretend to be literate like your life depends on it.

1. STFUATTDLAGG: A Spicy Coloring Book

  1. Vampire Tea Bags well Bag (sorry, no Hymen Bites Tote this time sloops)

  2. Licorice Rope Dildo (NSFW image), belonging to none other than Lord Licorice himself

  3. Sloopy Plushie Book; snuggle your book boyfriend/girlfriend to your heart’s content

  4. Romantasy Party Game aka three >!SJM!< books in a trench coat

  5. Safety Glasses for Sloopies (because we basically all have corrected vision)

  6. An RCJ Mascot Boxed Wine, for those relaxing evenings at home with your reading prop book and a relaxing bath bomb, or whatever

8.Shadow Wielder Bath Bomb, it summons your chosen Shadow Daddy as long as he rides a dragon

Special thanks to u/StrangledInMoonlight for sourcing the enticing licorice dildo (and to u/itmustbeniiiiice for giving Strangled the safe space to share). And shoutout to u/PotatoLicker1234 for suggesting her fave boxed wine for all of us to enjoy. (I’m her bestie so this is absolutely true and not made up.)

No books were harmed in the making of this roundup.

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 20 hours ago

Humor Hustle, Barbie Ed.

In honor of being elevated to possible reactive arthritis from ureaplasma, I present another stellar sharts and giggles post.

(Apologies my guys, not a lot of Ken memes but he’s here in spirit.)

Think happy thoughts and maybe our urethras will get the memo 😘

Kind of finding it hard to be excited for acotar 6 and 7 and I hate gingers

I can't post in the acotar subreddit because I have 0 karma, I’m not actually a member, and those people weird me out 🫩, so I'm posting this here.

I love Elain, she was my favourite of the sisters when I read the books two years ago so I'm excited for her book. But I'm also kind of dreading it, actually I guess dreading is dramatic. But like, I'm eh about it. (Of course we don't even know the next book is hers but it's likely that either 6 or 7 will be. 6 7)

I don't like Lucien, I really don't want her book to have anything to do with him and I don't want her to end up with him. He's just bland and I'm gonna be honest, his long ginger hair really puts me off 😭. (I’m not a gingerist, I was a red head by choice during the pandemic myself.) I don't really remember Nestas romance with Cassian being a big part of her book. Unless it was, I really need to reread I just can't be bothered. But even if that's the case for Elain I feel like I'm gonna be so put off from reading just knowing Lucien and his fire crotch will be involved a lot. And these books are so long, I can't read a 700+ page book where the main characters love interest is Lucien 👩🏻‍🦰🔥.

And I love Az 🥲, I don't really care for Rhys and Cassian they kind of ick me out tbh but I love Az and at least they aren’t soulless like Lucien. I don't even want him with Elain, I like him and Gwyn I just worry we won't see as much of him as we have of Rhys and Cassian if he doesn't end up with Elain. He’s the real redheaded stepchild here. The girls are the main characters not Rhys, Cas and Az so I can't imagine we'd get a seperate book for Az and Gwyn.

Even though he's fictional I feel so shallow saying this, but it really is just the long ginger hair and pubes. Like they’re so effing ugly. It's so off-putting, he's still bland to me but I think I could get used to him if it wasn't for that. Just why long ginger hair 😥. And why does the carpet have to match the drapes 😩

I might get a lot of hate for this, but does anyone else feel this way? Not about Lucien's hair or his Big Red just Lucien overall.

Lucien art Bookshemisferium (minus fire obv)

/uj I really was a redhead by choice during covid but that color maintenance is hard. One of the most attractive guys I dated in college was a ginger. When searching slurs for redheads my phone autocorrected to sluts for redheads and I really appreciate that my phone is also a sloopy.

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 6 days ago

I'd like to talk about romantasy and fantasy books I don't want to read, but I don't know if it's a good idea.

There are several romantasy and fantasy books I wouldn't necessarily want to read (because I am illiterate), and since I’m sure I’m not the only one, I wanted to make a post about it. The trouble is, even though I’d like to explain my reasons, I’m afraid of coming across as bitter or hurting people's feelings. Let me know if I should talk about it or not.

Please excuse me in advance if I can't reply to everyone's comments. Because I can’t read.

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 10 days ago

So tired of itching

This is just a rant. Because who else am I going to vent to about this? But I am so tired of the itching right before and during my period, holy cow. Anyways, thanks for your time 😉

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 15 days ago

Cheese substitutes causing GI distress

Anyone else get GI upset from dairy alternative cheese?

I ate Follow Your Heart sliced cheese on a chicken burger tonight (actually tasted good). Within 30-60 min my stomach was crazy upset and I’ll save you the details that followed lol. Last month I tried a small amount of Violife cheddar shreds on a chicken taco and had the same experience. (This was a really gross cheese btw.) I didn’t even have this issue with real cheese, just curious if this is a one-off or is there some shared ingredient that can occasionally cause issue.

I went dairy and all mammalian product free last month. I can’t say I’m 100% certain I get it right every time. So I’ll summarize what I cooked with tonight, if anyone sees something that I missed please let me know. I made the chicken patties splitting the number seasoned between something suggested on the facebook AG group (soy sauce) and a chicken burger recipe using what I’m mostly confident was all safe products (mayo, organic Dijon mustard, paprika, salt/pepper). I also had Lay’s regular potato chips and a dill pickle spear. Buns were Dave’s Killer Bread, Perdue ground chicken for the meat.

Update: Didn’t react the second time I had the follow your heart slices, but the third time I had it in one week I broke out in hives on my arms. Since I have other allergies and easily develop allergic dermatitis I ignored that but the next day I had the cheese again (isolating the foods I had eaten trying to determine a trigger), I got hives worse immediately after eating and then had a throat reaction. Probably to do with my OAS and not AG. Appreciate all the responses!

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u/BattlestarGalactoria — 21 days ago

After years of reading I finally looked up what a sword looks like …

And I am disappointed. I get that we’re often in an old timey world but I was expecting this was what they called guns a back then or maybe a long manageable knife. Not the equivalent of a sharp aluminum bat. I might actually laugh at the “ En garde!” scenes now.

(Mods please don’t delete for low effort.)

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 21 days ago

Ads for Sloopies Class Action Lawsuit

You guys getting text games, hot AI shifters, and spiritual guidance ads, and I can’t help but read into the hidden meaning of my own ads.

Chew into it, are the Reddit gods calling me out for posting about hymen eating? (Or do they approve and want more?)

Hello, I’m Ugly Be for fucking real, we’re possibly attacking intellect and now looks? There’s only so much a sloopy can take. All I have is my partial illiteracy and a good Tarte concealer.

I’m ready for the class action lawsuit for our emotional distress caused by Personalized Ads. Who’s with me?!

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 26 days ago

Help me find a romantasy! Looking for vibes like the first ACOTAR book (but not the rest)

Pictures from a quick google image search/credited to my sweet Canva skills

Like the title says - looking for a rec! The first ACOTAR book unlocked something in my brain & I have definitely forgotten can't forget about it & need to fill that hole in my heart - but the rest of the series devastated me and I just cannot finish it🦇

Looking for: strong world building/lush nature-based worlds, blonde MMC, magic, yearning & tension, blonde MMC, open-door spice, absolutely no shadow-daddy/dark/brooding MMC who are obviously the best choice and not rapey business, and a blonde MMC✨️🧚‍♀️

Image description: collage style images of gifted homegrown roses, a drafty cottage perfect for a family of starving girls, example of Feyre’s artistry talents, animals—ok, one animal, a tampon dick, Nesta, Nesta not cutting wood, Feyre’s illiteracy, and renditions of my fan pick for Tamlin from ACOTAR

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 27 days ago

Clobetasol cessation

Hi, I was hoping to get some input on stopping my topical Clobetasol cream. I will be contacting my dermatologist tomorrow to confirm but he’s not actually treating my potential AI issues so I was hoping this community could relay some real life experience when stopping this. (Which I know sounds confusing, but he’s the one who rx’d the cream.)

I haven’t received a diagnosis as of yet; I don’t want to bog this post down with that mess but my top contenders for why I’m on Clobetasol (as I understand it, that’s relevant) are leukocytoclastic vasculitis, stasis dermatitis, or pretibial myxedema. All predicted to be rooted in some way to an AI condition. LCV is from my rheumatologist, SD from the dermatologist, PM was suggestive on my skin biopsy but my thyroid is apparently thriving but not in a hyperactive way.

Rx is 2x daily for two weeks. Since I experienced adverse effects from a fluoroquinolone I started the cream sporadically: one small test spot over the vesicles once on day 1, nothing day 2, then the same small spot once daily for 2 days, then the applicable area of that leg once for 2 days, and finally both legs where the vesicles were present. Since I have to use Vaseline for the dryness of whatever is occurring, I use that at night and the Clobetasol in the AM. For three nights I’ve used it in very small sections where the skin is the worst and forgone Vaseline on those spots, but my two week mark will be this Sunday and I do not want to exceed the directed time frame. I’ve seen great improvement in my skin, but it’s not just from this cream and it’s not completely resolved.

My question is, is it typically assumed to be safer to quit cold turkey given my application frequency or to taper off for an additional timeframe? Before starting this I did ask my dermatologist if tapering would be required and he said no, but that’s when he thought it was SD. I do not want to risk any rebound inflammation. To be clear, just looking for experiences, first or secondhand, as I will be speaking with my doctor tomorrow. And if it isn’t painfully obvious, this is my first strong topical steroid rodeo. Tia

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u/BattlestarGalactoria — 29 days ago

Jealous of their love stories

Being single and lonely and seriously horny, I sometimes can’t help to feel jealous towards the characters (besides their drama and watery bowels). The romance, the kindness, the mutual respect, the getting railed in a hot spring during the interlude of a fight for my kingdom by a muscly MMC with an Adonis crease leading to his nether regions, crazy good looking eyes and hair, and yes, wings >!(/uj s/o to the commenter with respectable dreams)!<…I want that too :(

(I know, I know…it’s all fiction, but a sloopy can dream 🥲)

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 2 months ago

Organic non-red meat

I’m really sorry I am again asking a food question this week. I feel like every time I think I understand one aspect of this, something else comes up.

I know some are more sensitive than others here, but I’m curious if it is generally necessary to purchase organic non-red meat (ex plain chicken thighs) to avoid mammal derived ingredients in any injections they may receive? (Is this even a real thing?)

Edit: I appreciate the kind responses and info!

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u/BattlestarGalactoria — 2 months ago

Whipped Cream alternative

Curious if anyone has had this or knows if it’s safe? I can’t find carrageenan on the list of ingredients so this may be a dumb inquiry, but it also doesn’t boast it is carrageenan-free with its other free stamps on the product images. Tia

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 2 months ago

Allergist says AG doesn’t cause joint symptoms

I recently met with my allergist, who said my joint symptoms are not directly being caused by my positive AG results but rather an inflammatory response to red meat. He says it’s because I still have symptoms despite not eating red meat; when I said I still eat dairy he noted that dairy reactions with AGS are exceedingly rare. But I see that contradicted here a lot.

I do not have any anaphylactic symptoms or classic allergy symptoms. No hives, difficulty breathing, mouth or throat swelling when consuming red meat; no GI symptoms. My joint pain and swelling developed about a month following my increase in beef consumption from a few times a year to almost daily. Any time I have red meat, I have horrible joint pain within 12hrs. But I also have seemingly permanent joint changes - it took over 1.5 years before I was tested for AG and it was 9 months after symptom onset I realized the pain correlation to red meat. I wasn’t sure if that was normal with an AGS joint response though.

I’ve seen many people here state they have joint symptoms related to AG. I have other health issues going on, some that could potentially be the cause of my sudden arthritis. But I wanted to get some input from this sub before my rheum appointment this week. Has anyone’s doctor confirmed joint aches as an official symptom? (I’ve seen it noted in plenty of articles, not just patient forums.) My GP is the one who thought of AG when I mentioned my symptoms as well so I was very surprised by my allergist. Tbf he said there’s a correlation and he believes red meat is contributing to my issues but it’s not an allergic reaction. So I’m just kinda confused atp.

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u/BattlestarGalactoria — 2 months ago

MMC punishes/disciplines/humiliates FMC

So I'm a rape fantasy dark romance girlie and looking for a specific scene where the MMC “punishes” the FMC and I want her to hold a long grudge for it. Maybe for a few books even. I want her to give him the silent treatment or run away or make him work really hard to make it up to her so she can forgive the unforgivable.

I'm posting here because I enjoy reading fantasy more but I've also read many dark romance books. But in those the FMC mostly starts to enjoy the punishments and I don't want that. I want her to be absolutely miserable, borderline suicidal, and seething with hatred for the MMC.

The best example is that scene in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. This is pretty much what I'm looking for, but in a fantasy setting.

I would have loved {Eyes of devious burgundy by Lacey Lehotzky} >!If he would have actually gone through with the whipping in front of his army but he backed out and later on he threatens her when she runs away but again nothing happens because she got hurt and not by MMC...boring.!<

Loved Abraham and Sarah’s story in the Bible >!I don't mind cheating and sex slavery as a punishment.!< I actually love other woman drama.

{Alchemised by SenLinYu} is my Roman Empire. I also enjoyed her other book, Manacled. But I need more punishment and attempted murder.

Punishment I would enjoy: flogging/flagellation/spanking etc., using other woman (again I don't mind cheating because I overlook this irl), humiliation in front of others (forced sexual acts, forced sharing - only when the FMC does NOT enjoy it, I don't mind noncon if the FMC reacts in a realistic way and is traumatized instead of a slut for it, it’d be cool if all his friends remember this humiliation for their long immortal lives—please don’t check my Porn Hub history or hard drive).

The MMC has to truly regret it (major oopsie vibes), and ofc must grovel ​appropriately and is realistically forgiven because who wouldn’t. Fantasy preferred but open for any trauma genre. They don’t call me TW Tracy irl for nothing 😘

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u/BattlestarGalactoria — 3 months ago

I just finished “Alchemized” by Sen Lin Yu

{"Alechmised" By Sen Lin Yu}

First of all this book is HUGE. Took me almost 4 days to complete. Originally, I picked it up for a bit of light reading.

So, I heard about this book a lot and I gave it a try. But tbh it was a bit confusing in the beginning (is the FMC supposed to be me, Hermione, or the author living out her ultimate rape fantasy?), so I eventually lost interest and dnfed it. But then I picked it up again and I had to dnf it again because of some reason. Definitely not related to psychological trauma.

But a few days ago, i determined myself to finish it once and for all. Leave no Dramione stone unturned I say. And I am so glad that I did because I was running out of mommy issues to discuss with my therapist.

THIS BOOK IS THE BEST ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS I'VE EVER READ!

And I read parts of the Bible. I was looking for the EXACT type of enemies to lovers trope that this book have. I wanted what I can never experience in my mostly civil, first world country—dystopian war crimes specifically against, but not limited to, women. It was a slow burn, slow paced and these were the qualities that made this book so much better. It was like the longest, most traumatic fantasy I’ve always wanted to read about plus my favorite movie series growing up.

The rivalry between them, and the hate made so much sense unlike all the other enemies to lovers I've read. Other E2L just kill some friends or family, I wanted total annihilation of bodily autonomy, degradation to the fullest, true despair and depression so that the two MCs could persevere and become true partners through real love and trust the MMC definitely deserves. Usually, in other books the MMC unalives a man for doing the things this MMC does to the FMC. Sometimes I think authors don't even know the proper idea behind enemies to lovers.

But Sen lin yu did a great job here. 10/10 no notes.

Ughhh I wanna talk so much about this book but I don't have any reader friend whom I can discuss this with because they all read typical, boring romances 😭

So yeah.. I blabbering here. Hope some of you are willing to listen to my rant

/uj yes, on purpose

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u/BattlestarGalactoria — 3 months ago

Looking for a specific type of size kink

Okay…so I keep thinking back to this one piece of [fanfic probably] art by Saagelius called Just One (please see ref image)…where the guy is a giant and his fingers are HUGE. Like…he can only fit his pinky in huge. (Fingernail health is negotiable.) I've had my fair share of spicy urine romances but I've never come across this Mack Truck through a cat door type.

Books that kinda match this vibe but not the right genre:

Colopoerineorrhaphy and the Structures Involved: The Vagina and Perineum and How to Mend Them by Byron Robinson

The Rift by Walter J Williams

Does anyone have any recs???

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 3 months ago

Looking for something where the characters get together and have a healthy and loving relationship for the rest of eternity

Im so tired of 3rd act breakups. It is boring and stressful. A slow burn is fine if they already met before the book starts, I just want something that turns into them together constantly, and vs whatever they are against (ex: family discouraging elopement, both competing for the same promotion, one of them unalived the other’s bestie) instead of just constant relationship issues! They need to tackle conflict together as a team. Like if I have to read about one of them having to save the other from the main villain in a heroic adventure coupled with found family connections, I’m out. Legitimate miscommunication because phones do not exist is a deal breaker. Arguments over who uses the last of the toilet paper, fist fights, disagreements about where to eat dinner — FINE! Just not frequent and the biggest plot point!!! One of them has to be decisive when planning dinner. Every day for the rest of forever. I am interested in the story basically starting with them together, already mated/married/blood bonded is fine! No drama, no tension, no build up, no separation, no other women/men drama in fact just no other characters except the main characters, there’s only one bed and one horse at all times.

Please help me, sloops.

Also, sorry in advance but I am not looking for ubran/contemporary right now. Everything but the relationship should be a struggle.

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 3 months ago

How it feels having symptoms with negative test results

“Sharts and giggles” wasn’t a flair option but brown *other* works just as well.

Here’s some humor for you long haulers. Don’t lose hope ladies and gents 😘

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 3 months ago

Seeking something wholesome with big earlobes

Yo, so I'm craving book with a cute and wholesome mono romance (maybe a bit of angst, just a bit) and where the fmc has huge earlobes and is still a well written character who doesn’t need glasses. (I don’t want anything taking away from her earlobes.)

If possible, please no self insert mcs/powerfantasy. I hate it when the characters have no personnality or agency or aren’t ticklish.

Pics are some vibes I’m into thx

u/BattlestarGalactoria — 3 months ago