








Sloopy Starter Kit
It would’ve been a Romantasy Reader starter kit but we all know sloopies can’t read. So just enjoy the book shaped objects and pretend to be literate like your life depends on it.
1. STFUATTDLAGG: A Spicy Coloring Book
Vampire Tea Bags well Bag (sorry, no Hymen Bites Tote this time sloops)
Licorice Rope Dildo (NSFW image), belonging to none other than Lord Licorice himself
Sloopy Plushie Book; snuggle your book boyfriend/girlfriend to your heart’s content
Romantasy Party Game aka three >!SJM!< books in a trench coat
Safety Glasses for Sloopies (because we basically all have corrected vision)
An RCJ Mascot Boxed Wine, for those relaxing evenings at home with your
reading propbook and a relaxing bath bomb, or whatever
8.Shadow Wielder Bath Bomb, it summons your chosen Shadow Daddy as long as he rides a dragon
Special thanks to u/StrangledInMoonlight for sourcing the enticing licorice dildo (and to u/itmustbeniiiiice for giving Strangled the safe space to share). And shoutout to u/PotatoLicker1234 for suggesting her fave boxed wine for all of us to enjoy. (I’m her bestie so this is absolutely true and not made up.)
No books were harmed in the making of this roundup.