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1. Tywin Lannister from Game of Thrones arrives at Harrenhall, threatens to kill a guy for suggesting they will get better ideas if they won't debate them after two nights without sleep and drunk. Makes illiterate guy head of communication and is angry when that backfires. Zero winrate against 15 years old Rob Stark. Zero winrate against Edmure "veteran of one lost battle" Tully.

His only success is immediately transvestigating Arya. But hey, he looks menacing doing all this.

2. Captain Fitzjames from The Terror. Pulls a Congreve rocket (while everyone else have just a rifle) from somewhere during Tuunbaq attack, hits him twice... And slows him a bit, then finally manages to fend him of for some time, but doesn't really hurt him.

But hey, him posing with the match held in his mouth is fire.

3. Waymar Royce from Song of Ice and Fire. Leads his patrol into obvious trap, gets them killed, says "Dance with me, then" to a undead monster, tries to fence with said monster and get killed immediately.

Idk, I don't get it, but people seems to love the "Dance with me, then" line.

1. Robitusin Gorillaglue. Rowboat Girlyman. Rowboat Gorilaman. Robot... Fuck does someone remember how is he actually called?

2. Peter Turbo

3. Horus Heresy. Why did Emperor made this guy warmaster when his name is literally heresy. Is he stoopid?

39 works on Rita Skeeter/Harry Potter on AO3, somehow. Sadly most if them are just "he gets to fuck literally everyone in the story".

Same goes for that species of rhinos. They were left with two lads and two lasses, they extracted the eggs and sperm from and are trying IVF, is that ultimately futile and just an exercise, or is there a chance?

As for the birds:

"Big Bird, also known as the Big Bird lineage, is one of the species of Darwin's finches that is exclusively present on Daphne Major of the Galápagos Islands. It originated from a single male Española cactus finch (Geospiza conirostris) that immigrated to Daphne Major in 1981, which founded a hybrid lineage by breeding with a female medium ground finch (Geospiza fortis) and creating five offspring. It resembles the medium ground finch but is relatively larger, hence the name. The offspring tend to breed only with their own family members, thereby giving rise to reproductive isolation and undergoing speciation.[1] Discovered by the research team of Peter and Rosemary Grant, the formation of Big Birds as a distinct species is considered as an instance of observed speciation[2] and as a process of evolution by natural selection.[3]

The original Big Bird bred with a female medium ground finch to create five bigger offspring (F1).[1] A drought from 2003 to 2005 wiped out all of the population except for a F3 brother-sister pair, which went on to mate with each other when the rain returned.[4] All surviving Big Birds are the offspring of these two finches, coded 19228 and 19798 in the 2017 Science article. Their father was descended from a F1 hybrid male and a resident female medium ground finch. Their mother was descended from two F1 hybrids. As a result, all current Big Birds (the last generation as of 2017 being 3 F6 birds) have 3⁄8 pedigree from the immigrant Geospiza conirostris.[1]"

1. HMS Thunder Child from War of the Worlds.

How is the protagonist called? I don't remember. How is his wife called? Starts with M I think.

How is the random ship that destroys three Walkers called? HMS Thunder Child, ironclad torpedo ram. If the book is ever mentioned there, the mention is about her.

(What people sometimes gets wrong is that she was the strongest ship at the time, so her destroying three Walkers isn't that impressive. But torpedo ram would be second class even then.)

2. DeLorean car from Back to the Future.

You put "DeLorean" in google, first suggestion is "from Back to the Future". The story is bit more memorable (and nowaday you mostly see it there because of the Trump parody), but the car is iconic.

In Czechia, notary would propably do that, but I think that isn't a case in English.

I am writting a story with similar dead man's switch and not sure how to call the company/place that would keep letters and send them if you didn't called at given time and told them to wait another month. Would just attorney do it? It takes place in Britain, if it differs between countries.

Musím povedať, že sa v poslednych rokoch sa to vreco s nimi roztrhlo

The evil brother of "when I open smut pic expecting smut, but instead the author randomly explains to me 20% of stuff that was happening to me in last 6 months".

(Somehow these were both the same pairing.)

No worries, he didn't asked her for money or something, honestly if anything, he is the one being lead on.

(Auntie, who is a widow, have a bf, but still is on random dating sites to "check on people". Honestly, may God bless me with being this horny when I am myself 80 years old.)