


Soo for no legal vicshun
Meow Shadow founded dis big box wif lotz on smelly furs dat de humans put onz and takes off. I dink "I need new bed acuz it gonna get de coldz soon and my odder bed is fors warmz time." So meow climb in and get comfy. Den meowmy came and put mur furs on meow. Den herz say "Shadow you not laundry" and "that's how kitties end up dead in the washer". Den herz picked me ups(which is a gud ting lots of timez) and put meow on the floor. Den herz takes my big box away.
Dis not legal vicshun. Dey can no jus kick you out to de floor. Dey need de notice and to ask meow if it okay to put meow on de floor. I soo for only gud uppies and extra lubs. Maybe sum extra treatz but lotz ob atenshun acuz I needz all de lub.