u/Big_Fulgy_Official

I like to narrate excerpts from books from time to time, but I've never figured out this one. I really dislike screaming and I figure the other people in my house would as well so I thought I'd ask and see if there're any techniques that achieve this effect. Thanks!!!

I'm trying to equip one on my Bulwark and idk if I'm missing something or if it just isn't available to the class

I'm coming from DS1 where the paladin build shredded pretty much everyone no matter if I was hitting them with miracles or my sword, can I expect the same from DS2 or am I gonna be ij for a rough time?

I need to work on a campaign for some of my friends but I'm really struggling to focus and actually get the plot, locations, characters, etc. fleshed out. It's really overwhelming to try and make a quality campaign with as much stuff to work with as I have. Any advice is welcome, I'll try anything at this point.

I genuinely cannot look at those centipede things they're so horrific

I need souls & sunlight medals so I figured I'd help out with some bosses, but I have no clue what bosses to help out with

I'm pretty early game and all the weapons I've tried so far (Estoc, Halberd, Uchigatana) all seem really underwhelming, any tips? edit: after further consideration i am not going to be different, balder side sword time :)

I can't find any sets that provide decent protection and are light enough to lightroll, and I really don't wanna pump endurance to 51 for elite knight armor or around there for similar sets yet Edit: Just remembered I should specify, I have 17 end, havels, and FaP

I'm currently in HS (just finishing sophomore year) and I'm starting to think about what career I want, and paleontology really stands out to me. Unfortunately, I don't know really anything about it thus far, and was wondering if this sub had any info. Sorry if this is the wrong sub or a dumb question I am completely clueless.

I wanna make a str/fai build and be a sunbro but it usually takes me a while to get to 25 in my main stat, presumably even more so with a split build, so what boss in the early game has the highest amount of people trying to summon?

My headphones broke and I need a replacement but I don't have the money to get a new set, was wondering if there was any cheaper alternative that still works. Really only looking for bone conducting, so long as the sound quality is good, they have a mic, and they're less than $100. Also would like if they had the magnetic charger, but it's not entirely necessary.