u/Bitter-Break-6504

I looked to my left, no toilet roll, and to my right, the rest of Ikea

When the emergency services came, they found the health and safety team asleep on the job.

Despite my argument, the jury elected to prosecute me as 'guilty' to the series of arson attacks I admitted to doing to make a cute heart around the city

He said give me your bank account information, that's your age and he was right, I am in my overdraft years old.

"The man with the golden peenar I presume" said Boned before he glanced around and got shocked because he saw his grandma on Evil Sexy Villain Island.

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I've been a detective now for 21 years, my stomach ulcer throbs from all the coffee and cigarettes, my wife packed her bags calling me obsessed but today is the day finally let go of the missing person's cold case and move on with my life.

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The rude judge in the court was unfortunately still unwilling to absolve her arson charges on her neighbour's house (they think they're better than she is because they aren't banned from any KFCs)

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I understand Thanksgiving is a day people gather their families to eat an enormous dinner with Turkey.

In the UK this is only at Christmas, but we do have a huge meal for it.

I'm asking if you do, then which meal is more important, or larger? Do you gather your families for Christmas with the same importance as with Thanksgiving?

Thanks!

Edit: Thanks to everyone commenting. I've learned a lot about the sheer variety of meals at Christmas with ham, ribs, beef, lasagne and takeaways. Sorry I'll not be able to reply to everybody. I didn't expect so much engagement from this!

Heyy folks!

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I've got a story I'm currently thinking through in my head to write down and am on the hunt for very similar things!

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Not a big lover of sex in books, but a little romance to a sweet degree would be lovely.

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I'm mostly interested in a grand adventure style story, a group of characters meet along the way and find family in each other (that old bag).

I just love the idea of people leaning on each other after having met through the story. Mostly group dynamics, checking into inns, making camps etc. I'm a huge fan of Final Fantasy so something to scratch that itch if that helps!

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Thank you!

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"Noooo!" Said Harry no-ingly as Ron did not realise they were playing battleships and he had announced his location to the magic battleship board.

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"No?" The burglar says, pausing in confusion briefly before continuing to stab me to death.

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I see the fridge magnets on the fridge are all photos of my entire family hanging out with another woman who isn't me, I don't know who she is but she's in every photo and I'm not.

Colin, the man she thought she just murdered, stood there grinning as she whirled back to open the car boot to, revealing all of her friends blowing party poppers and singing happy birthday as they had planned the surprise party for her!

It drives me mad. I edit and review a lot of wordy text and constantly find that I really struggle to highlight text, as in simply clicking and selecting text precisely. It always assumes you want the whole word after starting on the second letter, decides to include the punctuation after you clicked beside it, decides to highlight ine extra character to the left for absolutely no reason etc. Is there a way to turn that off so that if I select text, then the text I selected... is the only text selected? I really don't know how to articulate this using google

Thanks!