
u/Bobcat_X-24

Which fanbase is the least insufferable to talk football with?
I’m actually going to go with Clowns fans.
They are:
Actually knowledgeable about the sport.
Actually knowledgeable about the history.
Actually have some humility because they have been humiliated.
Are in a city with the best Italian food in the division.
I knda feel badly for them, but admire their endurance through decades of the absolute worst fucking things happening to them.
Followed by Ratbirds fans. They want to be us so badly, but if you get an honest one, they’ll admit it. They like violent defenses and underachieving offenses.
Yinzers. Christ. Yinzers are annoying as fuck. I should know, they’re my family. Always making stupid sweeping statements like, “why don’t we QB sneak on 4th and 3?” And pretending like IC isn’t swill that gives you the worst headache possible. We are spoiled but 70% won’t admit it.
Cincinnati - Left without comment. Choose your own adventure.
RALEIGH
IT'S THE END OF THE FIRST, AND WE'RE ALREADY PUTTING AMERICAN BELT TO CANADIAN ASS!
WE JUST NEED TO PARK THE BUS FOR THE NEXT 40 MINUTES!
MAYBE THIS TIME WE DON'T BECOME THE BUFFALO BILLS OF HOCKEY!
PLEASE KEEP COMING TO OUR GAMES!
RALEIGH!
WE DID THE UNTHINKABLE! WE MANAGED TO WIN 2 ECF GAMES! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP COMING TO OUR GAMES!
ITS NOT OVER RALEIGH
RRRRRAAALLLEEEIIIGGGHHHHH!!!
WE WON A GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRALEIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE DIDNT JUST LOSE GAME ONE OF THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL, WE TOOK CANADIAN BELT TO ASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!