u/BongaBongaVacations

Penti is now out of control with his smug "I can just do this" attitude. He just detained a guy, found a small amount of weed on him, and decided to simply WALK INTO THE HOUSE AND HAVE A LOOK IN THE LOCKED STORAGE. Found loads of weed there, decided to then ask for a raid (because he knows full well what they'll find). This is absolute dogshit owner powergaming. Incoming trial where he turns into Wrangler, lies on the stand, and pocket judge finds the defendant guilty because server owner says so (unless, please God, whichever judge gets this case decides to show some backbone and rule in the guy's favour).

Which apparently justifies YET ANOTHER powergaming detainment into arrest into trying to get some weed off him into going into the suspects house and illegally searching the crates inside.

Sigh.

You hear the call. He keeps repeating himself. He doesn't give a fuck how annoying it is. How do you respond? It's like Choose Your Own Advebture but...you know, more shit.

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"Can I get some 77s?"

"Can I get some 77s?"

"This is Baxter, can I get some 77s"?

"Can I get some 77s?"

(Someone tries to reply and gets cut off)

"Can I get some 77s?"

"Can I get some 77s?"

"This is Baxter, can I get some 77s?")

HOLY SHIT, that is some absolute dogshit RP.

Just woke up and turned Twitch on just to see Baxter trying to convince a woman to take off her top for photos for money, she was very clearly uncomfortable and kept saying no. As he went to drive off, she asked him his name and he gave 'Louis Bloom' as his name.

So :

Owner Powergaming ✔️

"I can do this" attitude with a smirk you can just hear ✔️

Made woman uncomfortable by asking her to remove her top ✔️

Lied when asked for his name ✔️

Posted the photos to the Ramp Sluts social media ✔️

UPDATE he's driven back to harass her more and she's making a formal complaint

Well, would you? Even if it put other people out of work who didn't deserve it, for example?

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He's at it again, guys...according to Penti, it was ALWAYS the plan FROM DAY ONE for Baxter to sue LSPD into oblivion so he could afford a mansion.

Errr, no. Sorry, Penti, you can't Minitrue me, there's no Memory Hole here. You didn't start talking about deliberately getting win after win until at least after the first win. You didn't bring up MANSIONS until you had a couple under your belt.

You're full of shit, and Baxter is a shit character.

Penti is currently trying to defend jorts...what do we think?

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Okay, Penti literally just went there. So sound off, guys, what difference do you or have you made??

Me? I prevented Scientology moving into a new property in my neck of the woods, and I helped a friend keep his business open for a YEAR in the face of, shall we say... opposition.

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Following the recent post by u/Runa_Wulfe, and after much soul searching, I have decided that I cannot, with a clear conscience, continue to 'stan' Goon. There are things about him I like, but they are sadly outweighed by other factors which I cannot ignore or defend.

My apologies to anyone whom I have adversely affected with my actions.

Penti claims that saying "Look, I have minority friends so I can't be racist!" is legitimately worse than streaming on a right wing Nazi supporting platform and contributing to their revenue stream...so which is worse?

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"Also I found out today that the Dire Straits are British, so that ruined my day even more."

WHAT?!!

Two things, firstly how the FUCK did you not know that? Secondly, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!! Dire Straits are one of the greatest rock bands ever! Show some fuckin' respect. 'Money For Nothing' is a certified BANGER of a track (ignoring the unfortunate homophobic verse).

Have a fucking word with yourself, ya fat cunt.

This just in, Penti narrowly avoided getting kicked from his OneState RP sponsorship...apparently he called other players inappropriate names, including calling one a "big booty latina". He did a little groveling and now he's back on patrol.

Well guys, it's official...NoPixelV is on its way! Nice try, Penti, but time to cut your losses and move on.

Mike Block just confirmed that he "ain't doing that Block shit no more".

RIP Mike Block. Penti has killed one of his best.

Reminder that we stan Goon in this sub and if you don't like it you can get the hell out.

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