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Baxter starts to pursue a suspect. The car highway blasts him. Baxter repeatedly calls for backup and gets straight up ignored (you love to see it 😄). Car gets away, Penti's response is "Well, GG, that car's getting NERFed" and said to remind the car dev that "No car should go faster than sports mode CVPI".
Absolutely fucking hilarious, no-one wanted to respond to his call. Can't imagine why 😂🤣
People who actually prefer Baxter over Wrangler are genuinely retarded. Baxter was supposed to be a brand new rookie, instead he started turning into Wrangler in court, both in legal knowledge and Penta dropping the Baxter voice. Subsequently his owner powergaming and "I can just do this" attitude is absolute dogshit.
Wrangler has his haters, but at least he is a long and well-developed character and it makes SENSE for him to be as knowledgeable and seasoned as he is.
I thought Hogshund fumbling the NP bag was bad...
Penti's "Head of Talent Acquisition" (read: "Can you mass contact people to see if they'll come over to my dogshit server?") went to another server and tried to get them to come over to Chase. Payment from Penti? A Domino's Pizza gift card (and presumably some promise of "clout").
The person they tried to poach said her behaviour was "predatory" and offered her actual pay to come over to their server staff. AND SHE TURNED IT DOWN.
ABSOLUTE FUCKING BONEHEAD PLAY.
In a SHOCK DEVELOPMENT, all of the bans on Penta's channel have been UNDONE!!
Geniune accident, or desperate move to bump up the numbers?
I prefer D&DPS guys, yeah shit graphics but more people, more chaos, and it was just more entertaining to watch.
What say you?
"Did the stream just go down???...Oh well, RIP 1K viewers"
- as he lost exactly 1k viewers in an instant.
I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen and heard it for myself!
That's right everyone...due to Penti's poor timekeeping last time, he's running it back tonight so MCARSEHOLE is back!
Set your expectations as low as they can get. Or ideally, find something decent to watch on Netflix etc.
That's right, my friends! Our favourite schizo redditor, still sore that he didn't get control of this sub, has created a new sub aimed at snarking the snarkers! SNARKCEPTION, that's what is!!
Anyway, feel free to participate over there if you like. Hell, if you want to snark me and this place, you can do it here, good-natured snarking is always welcome, but PLEASE DO NOT just shit the place up and ruin it for him, that would be terribly immature and it would reflect badly on this sub. This place has gone quiet, and we're all equals so Dazzling deserves the opportunity to run his own ghost town sub no-one posts in!
I have decided to restore posting to normal and see how we get along.
PLEASE NOTE
This sub's purpose has always been for fun and shitposting and it is my intention to keep things that way. Neither myself, nor any of the genuine users of this sub, bear any malice towards Penta or indeed any streamer. I stress this because the sub has previously received a mod mail from someone threatening to dox Penta and make it look like I and this sub are responsible. Interestingly, they specifically mentioned his mortgage documents - which I have never even seen. I would like to pre-emptively disavow ANY doxxing of Penta or indeed any streamer.
Dazzling-PilotCRP, it will not surprise you at all to hear, is at the head of the activities against myself and this sub, and his past actions are pretty well documented at this stage. Any doxxing of Penta is likely to come from him, and I suspect he is the person behind the aforementioned attempt involving his mortgage documents.
QubitTrizot has also chosen to align themself with Dazzling; whether this is purely because they did not get control of this sub or simply down to a petty grudge against me I cannot say. Qubit, we've never exactly seen eye to eye, but I credited you with a little more intelligence, maturity and integrity than to join forces with Mr 'writes insults in the sand on a family beach trip'. At the risk of inflating your ego, I thought you were bigger than that. I guess I must continue to be disappointed.
Okay, enough drama. Please, let's get back to the fun if we can!
This is fucking glorious 😄 🤣 😂
Today's Penti stream is all about MCARSEHOLE. Consider yourself fairly warned.
Yep, you heard it folks! Penti is able to make a real drug just from what he learned watching a TV show!
ITT:
Post what you're able to do IRL after seeing it on TV!
I personally learned how to fly a helicopter just by repeatedly watching all four seasons of 'Airwolf' and I have a fairly good handle on how 'Star Trek' transporters work and how Doctor Who's TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
EDIT
Just don't ask me how fuckin' magnets work ;)
Penti is currently trying to gaslight his viewers. 'BURNED HIMSELF OUT ON RP'?!! He's hardly DOING any actual RP, just owner powergaming on Baxter!!!
He's also repeating the old lies about how many subs Dark Souls got him...which is hilarious because the view count he was getting just doesn't support the lie.
This man is actually deluding himself.
Penti claiming people on NP who bring him up are rent free...but we all know who's REALLY rent free, don't we?
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Question 1.
Do you genuinely believe Baxter is a better character than Wrangler?
If the answer is 'Yes', then congratulations- you are actually an absolute fucking retard.
Sorry guys, but while we have someone threatening to dox Penta, posts and comments are on approval only.
This is a serious post, because I am concerned for someone's safety.
Someone I just banned from here has doxed Penta in my DMs for no apparent reason. They sent his address and a photo of his house. Presumably they're now going to try and post them and make it look like I did it.
Could someone kindly let Penta know; I have a screenshot of the messages the guy was sending if he needs to speak to reddit about it, though the guy has already deleted the account.
Stays around until I get bored. I will not hesitate to boot you if you're just a troublemaker.