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OH ZUT ALORS CHAT, I AM DONE WIZ ALL ZE RIDICULE AND ZE BEING TREATED LIKE A JOKE EVEN THOUGH I AM A DOGSHEET COP OOO 'AS BEEN GIVEN MANY CHANCES WHEN REALLY I SHOULD 'AVE BEEN FIRED MONTHS AGO!!

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Wishing all those in the US of A a Happy 4th of July, but never forget that;

a) You first came over from England

b) Your nation is built on the slaughter of the existing indigenous population*

...but again, HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! 🎆 🎇 🧨 🎆 🎇 🧨

(Yes, I know the British Empire did pretty much the same thing once upon a time, don't be a smart arse!)

Here we go chat, the guy who's been a cop for five minutes defends himself in court like a veteran of several years! I wonder if he'll drop the Baxter voice this time, too?

So much for new cop!

(Inb4 "I'm not fired because I'm the server owner")

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I'm inconsolable, DON'T FUCKIN' TALK TO ME!!!

*sniff*

After the vote totals for Mayor that were just read out, are you still going to sit there and tell me that the Windsong vs Bones result wasn't rigged? These numbers were a FRACTION of the numbers in the Windsong/Bones contest. Or is the excuse this time gonna be "No-one bothered with this election"?

I'm happy to see what the new Sheriff and Mayor have to offer. I'm still stubbornly calling the Sheriff 'Cuban Bill Murray' because to me he always looked more like Bill Murray than Tom Hanks, and I still don't understand how after getting called both by differentpeople, Tom Hanks won out!

SO

After yet another powergamey detainment, Baxter has now taken a guy's photos off him and is going through them all and showing them off to the other cops.

This is absolute dogshit roleplay.

(There's also a really fucking irritating firefighter who talks like a retarded child, "Me take" etc)

"Hi, I'm Ted Baxter! I'm a brand new cop with zero prior experience who is somehow still a legal expert in court and I can get away with whatever I want, including getting high on duty, because my player owns the server!"

Post your own Chase character impressions here!

I've been a fan of Penta since 3.0 NP, this is the worst Ive seen it. Been trying to defend him since chase started but I cant do it anymore. When he spawned in that car in I unsubbed and unfollowed, this isnt the penta I was a fan of.

So, Baxter has just learned he is not allowed to patrol on Segway and Penta is PISSED!

OOC whining incoming?

Penta just claimed that someone was banned "from one of the subreddits" for saying that they love Wrangler. Well, it definitely wasn't this one - everyone knows I'm a big Wrangler fan. So nice try, Penta, but it's as believable as you regrowing a testicle.

Thanks to BBNN's very own OutsideNecessary for this shocking report!