u/BuffaloPotholeBandit

I rescued a small mom cat (Ford F-150), and her 3 kittens. It’s looking like I’m probably going to be self-funding this foster situation so I need to choose a vet. I’d like someone who has worked with tiny babies, ferals, and does spays in-house. Closer to west side or mobile would be awesome

Comment if you want me to show you yours. It only shows it for SOME people and idk why

UpDATE- I’m going to bed. I’ll delete this post tomorrow and repent. Please tell me how I may absolve my sins

Last year we married two traffic cones in Days Park (Conmeo and Conetherine). Now Conmeo is pregnant! Come join us to celebrate. We will have games, snacks, CAKE, and a special surprise! This event is free but donations are encouraged: of size 3 or larger diapers or Venmo will benefit Every Bottom Covered, a diaper charity.

What the hell is this? It’s interactive participatory theater.

Why? Life is boring and we want to do weird shit

If it is raining we will reschedule and I will note on this post

I’m doing this whole Buffalo HOPE Project thing (BuffaHope?) where I give Buffalo wood cutouts to artsy people and they paint them with the theme hope, and then I mount on poles. One guy interpreted hope via these SUPER CAKED UP FROGS. Where in Buffalo do you think these FILFs should be displayed where it won’t cause undue handwringing by residents?

Thanks Backblast

I’m looking for any/all of your favorite Byron Brown memes. New, old, self made, stolen. Send me all. Ive got weird things I want to do. Specifically 4:6 format. Inquire within.

I have completed my 2nd annual pilgrimage to your fine town to fill potholes. I restored last year’s Homer hole, and filled 5 new holes. I also trained and gave supplies to several people to fill holes themselves after I leave.

If you like these holes and want me to come again plz throw me $5 to venmo BUFFPotholeBandit or PayPal Cashapp BuffaloPotholeBandit.

I will update the map o holes at BuffaloPotholeBandit.com tomorrow(I’ve filled14 in Ithaca). Here are this years locations:

1. Stewart near the Dorm Hotel in the middle of the street- (be careful) an homage to the gay muppets electrical box nearby. Design by Sluto/VibeDoubt with permission

2. Street outside GreetStar Co Op on Buffalo St- these rubber chickens scream if you step or drive on them VISIT ASAP they don’t tend to scream long-only a week or two

3 and 4. Across the street from the same co op- The Mouth Family. We lost the Ts. Lil’ Mouth designed by 6 year old helper “Eagle Eye”.

5 and 6- N Aurora south of Seneca outside Foodlab

7 and 8- The restored Homer on Columbia east of S Aurora- (after/before) zillions of cars drive on this every week and I can’t believe it survived the year! I added more cement, fixed his cracked head, spruced up the green and added trinkets. Since someone put it on google maps as a historical landmark I really want to keep him spiffy.

ITS RIGHT HERE IM NOT POSTING IT YET GO SEE IT ALSO I SAW PARKING CZAR JUSTIN BOOTH AND SCREECHED AT HIM WHICH IS HYPOCRITICAL BC I HATE WHEN PPL DO THAT TO ME