u/CactusGreens_

This is probably going to be extremely embarrassing and I plead with you not to judge. Lol.

So, I don't live in Gainesville, not anymore at least. I grew up in Gainesville attending Westwood Middle and Loften High (I was in the accelerated program.) I moved out of Gainesville when my dad got remarried and have been in the Columbia County area ever since. I'm 29 years old living on my own. My own car, my own house (rental, just live alone,) and I actually work as an Uber driver here in Gainesville (Lake City is poo poo for money, better to come down here.)

With that out of the way. I don't fit in with the people in Lake City. Yeah, they're nice and we get along; but I haven't found anyone there I'd actually want to date. I'm not a country-boy by any means. I like floral shirts and fancy coffee drinks, math rock and silly socks. I'm also pretty agnostic. The biggest hurdle is just finding people I can relate to.

So I ask you, readers. What am I to do? How can this former resident extend an olive branch in hopes of finding someone I can potentially build a life with? I'm not a party guy by any means. I don't smoke weed. I do drink and enjoy frequenting the bar, specifically Box Car. I just haven't really had the opportunity to say "Hey, would you like to get a coffee sometime?" to anyone.

If you made it this far, thanks for reading. Regardless, I hope you all have a great Friday night. 🌃

You guys know, Namor; right? King of Atlantis, ruler of the Atlantian, etc Isn't it a bit odd that he doesn't call them to battle? Like, he gets these Monstro Squid turrets, and that's cool; but why is the King of Atlantis out here on his own? Curious.

You guys know, Magik; right? Queen of Limbo, ruler of demons, etc. Isn't it a bit odd that she can only summon up to like, 3 tiny demons? She gets her darkchyld form, and that's cool; but why is the Queen of Limbo out here *basically* on her own? Curious.

This is mostly a sarcastic response to the response to Gorr getting his Berserkers. Normally, Gorr can only have like, I think it was 3 out at one time? Outside of his ult of course when it goes up to 9. Fairs fair. We get 2 drones. 2 drones that, need I remind you; heal not only the person they're on, but the people around them as well. Not only that, but when activating Firewall, the ones with the drones on them get Movement Speed and Damage buffs, as well as Bonus Health for not only you; not only the person droned, but the people around you and the droned target as well.

Like, unless I'm reading the wiki wrong; this all seems quite substantial. Mantis damage boost is only 8% compared to our 10%. That's 10% damage boost, for 2 allies, for 3 seconds, every 12 seconds. 9 seconds if you count the overlapping time between when you cast Firewall and the actual effects duration. That's not even mentioning the 20% Movement Speed buff, which again, happens every 9 seconds essentially.

Lastly, the drones are probably the most braindead, turn your noggin off and don't worry about it healing in the game. You slap them down, they work. You move them around every now and then, and go back to punishing the organics for their inferiority (with your ray that, at most, does 147 damage, more than half of a 275 HP's lifebar). Not even to mention moving them around isn't necessarily as useful as you'd think. That extra 15/s is not going to save someones poor positioning when they should have been playing around the team. There's no excuse; if they die it's their fault, and I for one won't give up my dashes just to save someone taking on a 1v6.

Maybe this was a bit ranty and pessimistic, but our drones do so much work already and people are out here begging for more. "We want the drones we get during our ult!" Okay, tell me how annoying that would be to your teammates when half of their screen is covered up by something that's nearly the same size as them. Everyone would pretty much have their own little Pheonix Force model attached to them. If you play Pheonix and it doesn't bother you, hey more power to you; but the less visual clutter this game has; the better. We already have to deal with Jubilee...

I have seen quite a few people doing this thing where they jump off the wall, primary, dive, primary/melee, corrosion, primary/melee.

I'm just sort of curious if there's any net benefit to sliding a primary in there before hitting the ground, since the ground slam is pretty fast and kinda hard to CC compared to giving opp more time to throw a snowball or grab you.