Please put NSFW tag to this - Cosmic version

Please put nsfw tag to this. I was on the train and I begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts I start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a emergency escape button, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. I accidentally dropped the phone because i got shocked. Your train floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the train engine but it builds up too fast. You try the trash bin in the train. The cum is too thick to be put in. You lock the train door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the train door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great asses Flood of 2019, only with cum instead of asses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. every men in the train in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. the train engine goes under, with shaking entire train vigoriusly. You plead to doG to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the flamewall, hurtling into the train rail at thirty miles an hour. From a police’s eye view you see the train is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops, but refuses to call after i drop the phone. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards the train. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but the cop started to cum when he saw the dropped phone, ignoring me. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWEAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of cums from they watching the phone pierce your body at once, yet you stay cumscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute train. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the train barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of the phone sends one plane cumming to ground. The government decides to let you leave the train. You feel your goonads start to burn up as you reach the edging the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISIS, giving it a new white hand job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate the arousal of the phone. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to watch the phone itself, forming a reproduction of semen. Astronomers begin calling the phone the “Cummet.” and they cum. You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking. The cum accelerates. Forever. This monstrocity won't be happened if you put nsfw tag in this post.

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u/CharmingBus2299 — 3 days ago

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u/CharmingBus2299 — 4 days ago

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u/CharmingBus2299 — 4 days ago

How to do magnum opus(Great work)

How to do magnum opus

  1. When you poop, put it in the container until there's 10kg of poop, and boil the container to boil the poop
  2. When you urinate, put it in the another container and if it reached 4 Liters, throw 2 pieces of paper to the container and freeze it for 3 months
  3. Mix the container 1 and 2 for 5 hours with mixer, then idle it for 10 months
  4. If you idled it for 10 months, you will get the Rune of opus
  5. Repeat those steps 10 times and get 10 rune of opus.
  6. Heat the first rune of opus to 100 °F, second is 200 °F, thirdis 300 °F...
  7. Throw all the container you used and all the rune of opus to the trash bin. If those shits don't become known to anyone for 5 years, you did the magnum opus
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u/CharmingBus2299 — 7 days ago

Is XKCD sandcastle builder still a good game?

https://castlebuilder.app/castle.html

This game is still playable in this newly created website.

I know something about this game but not a lot. I reached 1W castle or something back then but i was too exhausted by the glass ceiling grinding... Is it still a good game with good progression curve? I know it's super slow but is the overall progression well-made? I want to know your opinions about this game and i want to know this game is completely dead now or not

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u/CharmingBus2299 — 10 days ago

Old, simple idle games were better for me

It's just my opinion but most of modern incremental games requires guide or complex strategy. But old incrementals like cookie clicker or adventure capitalist is just simple. Buy businesses, automate, rebirth with simple algorithm, then repeat. It's fun to see number and angels going up. That's all. I know it lacks depth, but for me depth just makes the game crazier and nerd heavy, mentally exhausting

Why dont we return to the basics: adventure capitalist, cookie clicker, and much other incremental games that lacks depth but still fun to see number going up?

Are anyone have same opinion?

Tldr: modern incremental games are too nerd

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u/CharmingBus2299 — 10 days ago

Who is several people

I use gd discord but it says Several people are typing
who even is several people? is it even a human? who is several people? is he an hacked account? seriously who even is Several people?

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u/CharmingBus2299 — 12 days ago

The periodic table of GD

this image is big because the text must be clearly visible. if you have problem seeing the entire image, use this imgur link. https://imgur.com/a/peridoc-table-of-gd-xNSeJ0q
some entries are not perfectly matches the element symbol because there's no famous levels matching that symbol, so instead of using not famous levels, it used famous levels which don't perfectly matches the element symbol
some entries are not level names, but you are likely know it.

u/CharmingBus2299 — 15 days ago

WHY R/GEOMETRYDASH MODS literally does ts

idk the gd mods removed 5 of my posts as rule 3, the rule is incredibly strict right now
im posting in this subreddit because posting it in r/geometrydash would remove this post as rule 3
why gd moderator got this crazy rn

u/CharmingBus2299 — 16 days ago