u/CharmyLah

Henlo frens, it me Basil!

Iz heer to repawt on mai reesent crimez.

Furs, dis week I defeet da aliems! Da lites in da wand toy no werk ennymore acuz I steeled da aliems power!

Nex, obernite I knock ober da toy basket after meowmy clean it up, so herms haz to do it agen in da mornin.

Den I meowmeow fur brushies n do a belly trap n attac meowmy hand! Den I do self brushies after.

Den I haz to defend mai bocks genst da ebil snek! Iz epic battle.

Finalee iz werkin on mai sassy face fur when meowmy do a dums, which herms do a lot.

Das all. Go crimez!

It wood b 15 yeers wif meowmy if meow did no cross da bridj dis yeer. Meowmy allways gib meow tretz on dis dae.

Iz ennywun wan to pawtee wif meows?

Meow b in da catnip fields all afturdnoon!

Da aliems iz catto aliems!!

Dis y dey no abduck sisfur Bubbles u/chibikoneko n mes!

Dey abduck da cows to get da MILK!

It all mek so mach sens nao!

Basil

Basil: Look owt big sisfur, dere aliems!!!

Bubbles: Meow no fink dey ken sees us? Fank gudness wez bofe void kitties!

Basil: Lets get owt ob heer n go to da Meow Motel

u/chibikoneko

Henlo frens, I no dat mai post yesserday wuz bery upsettin, but I do a soo n it werk!

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Today meowmy go owt n wen herms com bak herms haz noo fings fur mes!

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I get mai own motel lik fren Applejack haz! It mite b haunted, see pichur 2 da key move aroun all by itself!

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Sekun, I gets aliem abduckshun toy dat lite up n no eggzactlee snek but eben better den snek!

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I alsos get mai own hot dog dat jus lik da bred n Noamie pikkel onlee it hot dog!

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Meowmy sez iz been wif herms a hole munf today n gib mes purr pop

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Enny frens dat wan com do a sellybrayshun n play wif toys n eep in da motel iz wellcom to com by!

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Basil

Iz me Basil (5m illegal smol).

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Sumfin reely bad happen frens! Da ebil vakoom go roun da haus n steel all mai furs n cardboard bits frum mai scratchy pad frum da floors. I werk bery hard on get da carpet juss rite n it roon it all!

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If dis no bad enuff, da vakoom eeted mai snek! It get stuckded in da vakoom. Iz do an inspect. Da laydee (iz angee at herms so iz no call herms meowmy rite nao) cutted da snek in peeses n frow hims in da trash. Dis mai snek!!! No da vakoom, no da laydees.

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Iz haz anudder snek but dis no da poynt.

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Da firs pichurs mes inspect da snek stuckded in da vakoom mouf. Da turd pichur iz mai poor snek afore hims get cutted up. Da las pichur iz mes doin a sad.

Weer Noamie?

Das rite, I decided resenlee dat da laydee iz allow be mai meowmy. I eben get on da cowch n flop nex to herms fur pets! Dis wuz bery nise of mes to do.

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But den! Iz get confurbble n doin a cute kill da snek n meowmy tak inapurropreeyut pichurs ob mes n laff at mai ballsek. Dis bery rong! Iz cat sessual anatomee matereeyal n shood b illegals!!

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Firs I need soo, sekun I need borthole n ballsek cober! Iz mergensee!

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Basil

Oh noes, no da fire swamp! Wez neber surbibe!

Do no worree girlfren Bubblescup! Dey onlee sey dat acuz da dum hoomans neber dos it yet. But wez smort catses n haz da golden pikkel, wez be fine!

Mew rite boyfren Noamie, lets go!

(Voice over) N dey wuz rite! Da ratses ascare ob catses n wez no dums n get stuks in da kwiksamd. Bubblescup n Noamie libed happilee eber afturd. De emd.

I decides to allow herms to gib pets yesserday. Den todays I no run n hide wen da laydee walk aroun. I gettin sooper brayve!!

Basil, pirat n ninja kitten

Den i run way GO CRIMEZ!

Henlo noo frens! Iz me Basil (void, 4 munfs). I finded a note frum a kitty naem Noam n hims sey com heer n meow wif all da ofur kitties.

I wuz livin on da streets wif mai brofurs n sisfurs den wun day wez gotted kittennapped n dey taked wez in a rum insides n gibbed wez fud n stuffs. It wuz nic. Dere wuz hooman call hermself fosturd mommy. Wez wuz dere menny furevers.

Den wun day anudder hooman lady com n see wez n herms gib pets n sey herms wan dopt mes! Den sum furevers pass by n nuffin happen.

WELL, todays fosturd mommy put mes in a bocks n gib me to da laydee dat i meeted sum furevers ago n wez go in vroomvroom masheen n nao iz in noo inside place wifowt mai sisfurs! Dis scaree! Wut do nao?

Frens, as mew no meow iz goed r/otrb las munf. Iz grate heer! So mach funs!

But meowmy wuz bery sads n lonelee, n herms allso bery dums n need kitteh to mak shur herms no die frum da dums. So meow do some meowin wif da CDS on dis side ob da bridg den dey sez dey send meowmy a noo fren to be wif herms.

Dis Basil! Hims onlee 4 munf old kitteh n hims gonna need halps do a tak car ob hoomans. Mew guyz iz haz to do him a halps n gib lots ob adbic on doin crimez n stuff. Meowmy iz tak him hoem dis Wensdae ❤️

🎵 Oompa Woompa Doopity Doo

Meow haz a purrfek puzzel fur mew

Oompa Woompa Doopity Dee

If mew iz wiz mew wissen a meows 🎵

🎵Wut hooman get wen dey no gib wez tretz?

Feedin as mach az a tiny bug eet?

Wut iz mew at doin starbin mewz cat?

Wut iz mew fink iz com ob dat? 🎵

MEOW NO LIK DA WOOK OB ITZ!

🎵 Oompa Woompa Doopity Da

Gib meow mew chimken, it iz da law!

Mew ken kleen meow witterbocks too

Lik da stimky hoomans doopity doo! 🎵

DOOPITY DOO!