Firs crimez!
Fanks eberywun fur all da suppawt n adbic!
Gess wut? I doed mai firs crimez!
Da laydee go way at darktimes n so I waits a fyoo furevers (mom here: 5 minutes) den I start do explore!
Firs I jumpjump up on a hi plas n nock sumfin on da flor. Da laydee com owt n I runrun n hide! (I realized my kitchen needs kitten proofing... Noam had little leggies and was physically incapable of jumping onto counters, so I am going to move some things around and also get some cabinet locks for some old cabinets he could probably learn to open and crawl into yucky stuff)
So da hooman close da door to dat rum n I jus in dis wun rum... den hers lay on da cowch n wen herms go seep, I clime da window ladder n fall down n mak da laydee worree!
Den herms lay down agen n go eepy n I sneaksneak n eet da fud herms lefted owt fur mes!
Ebenshully herms go in da ofur rum n I fineully lone n eet moar fud, do sum poops n pees in da litterbocks n nao I curled up in hideyspot eepin. I bery eepy cos I dids gud crimez.
Eberywun wuz rite da crimez r FUN!