u/ClientBudget2848

I should put NSFW here.

I borrowed my friends playne for a short run to Columbia to pick up some green kids, and I had a slight accident due to too much white powder.

How do I fix this?

I am a Faire mechanix so just guide me through it.

AITA? Or is it my buddy's fault for having a prop playne?

▲ 2.7k r/roostslowcialmedia+3 crossposts

How do I become a republican?

They are the easiest to fool according to donald trump, so yeah ill go with the political party for the chumps.

They are always horrendously bad. Why? Why can't I get stuck in a good loop of time? Always with the murder and lies and repetition.

The chemtrails are making everyone feel gay. I think a gay orgy is about to happen!

How do I stop it?

Im too drunk to walk off the playne.

Is this what it looks like when two playnes want to have a baby airbus?