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So, a few days ago, my girlfriend thought it would be absolutely hilarious to make me think that I had eaten a spider. I couldn't eat for the rest of that day.

I decided to get her back by pranking her back.

So lately, I've been searching the internet and I've come across some lists about the worst things to do and say when in a relationship. So from that, I constructed what I thought was the top 5 worst things ever to say to your girlfriend.

Three days ago, I went through that list throughout the day by saying those five things. By the end, she was extremely irritable and left my place fuming. I told her it was a prank after the final one and that I was just getting her back but she didn't care and left.

I've tried calling and messaging her but she hasn't answered.

Did I got too far?

My girlfriend and I have been together for 3 years. We like to prank each other from time to time.

So, a few days ago, my girlfriend thought it would be absolutely hilarious to make me think that I had eaten a spider. I couldn't eat for the rest of that day.

I decided to get her back by pranking her back.

So lately, I've been searching the internet and I've come across some lists about the worst things to do and say when in a relationship. So from that, I constructed what I thought was the top 5 worst things ever to say to your girlfriend

The list is as follows:

1. Never call your girlfriend fat.

2. Never tell your girlfriend that she wears too much make-up.

3. Never ask your girlfriend if she's being crazy because it's her time of the month.

4. Never compare your girlfriend to other girls.

5. Never compare your girlfriend to an ex-girlfriend.

Three days ago, I went through that list throughout the day by saying those five things. By the end, she was extremely irritable and left my place fuming. I told her it was a prank after the final one and that I was just getting her back but she didn't care and left.

I've tried calling and messaging her but she hasn't answered.

It was just a bit of fun. I didn't really mean what I said and I thought she knew me better than to think I was being sincere.

How do I convince her that I didn't really mean the things I said?

Tldr: I pranked my girlfriend by saying a list of "not to do" things to her. She's upset, and I want to tell her I didn't mean the things I said. What should I do?