
u/ConscientiousWaffler

How can I booby trap my lights so they fall on my sister’s kids when they try to throw their toys up on my ledge?
So.. does Peacemaker exist in The Backrooms universe or vice-versa?
And did Auggie really remove all those fluorescent ballasts and replace with direct wired LEDs?
Wife said we need to hit reset on our decor, but it’s not working!!
My Monster bro cave is almost complete! Add Obey posters or nah?
Wife insists on painting every wall greige. I don’t even try to fight it anymore. She knows I’m spineless..
Daughter’s kindergarten teacher said she’s a finger-paint prodigy. One project down and a whole summer to go! Bye bye contractors!
Help me choose which pot to plant my beautiful flaMANGO!
Wife surprised me with painting the floors my favorite color. But, everyone says they’re just going to turn green. 😭
How do yall get rid of old forklifts and other large equipment items?
When a piece of equipment has been maintained for so long and finally gives up the ghost, due to parts no longer existing or too expensive, or just sheer exhaustion of keeping them going for decades, and they’re at the point that nobody is going to give you any money for them - despite the fact that some dipshit in accounting found that people are still buying these… how do people get rid of it all?
I’ve called scrapyards and filled out their online portal forms for pickup quotes. Zero interest. Don’t even get to the point of negotiating paying to have someone take it away. I could call a rigger and pay a fortune to have them haul it away.. so they can cash in on whatever scrap value it has, but fuck that! is that where we’re at these days?
In US - west coast
My mom asked me to dog-sit while she’s on a cruise. I’m scared..
OMG GUYS!! Stockholm: Södermalm. This thing is at least 10’ high. 🤯
So glad I listened to my wife and went with the white. Our neighbor’s house looks so garish!
Visiting Copenhagen this week. Just love this place!
RIP civilization. Even the flamingos are going greige! 😭 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A building in my neighborhood has a big red "do not press this" button in its lobby
Super fun! (spoiler-free - mostly)
Given the few reviews I’ve read and all the “shoulda been another Disney+ season” discussions, I didn’t have high hopes for this.
But, this was really fun and would’ve been a waste of an entire tv season! As a 51yo, who is pretty heavily invested in the SW universe and has seen (and mostly enjoyed) every film and animated/live-action tv show, I had to let go of the recent expectations of dark/serious content and just have fun with a silly old-school Spielberg-esque caper.
I was sad to see our ScreenX theater mostly empty.. but those of us who bought tickets had a great time!
One very minor easter egg spoiler: >!fun EpIV payoff womp rat Easter egg towards the end!!!<
Grandma’s will specified we could only receive our inheritances if we displayed her ashes on our hearths. This is my portion! Fml..
OC: https://www.reddit.com/r/identifyThisForMe/s/NirKLPNdDs
Edit: I was not expecting such serious discussion on what I thought was an obvious shitpost in the home decorating CJ sub. But, fuck it - I’m still here for the lulz! 💗 😂
The urinals are gone
Finished my college interview, go to the bathroom, saw this.
Bathroom fan recommendations..?
To all the Resi guys! I need a good bathroom fan (no light) that’s both strong (110+cfm) and somewhat loud (~1.5, 2.0 sones - more? lol). This is for the only guest bath in the house and it’s gotta evacuate shit smells fast and somewhat mask the sound of someone having a rough go at it when company’s over. 😂 But, seriously.