u/ConsciousStretch1028

So a couple days ago my girlfriends mom gave me a phone because she just upgraded to a new one. She said she didnt know how to delete everything on it so she said to just factory reset it when I have the chance, then her and my girlfriend who I love so much and would never do anything to hurt went to Walmart. I was scrolling thru her gallery and found a bunch of her videos man like tons of videos of her fingering herself and spreading her butt and shit and I swear I have no attraction to her mom bro but I couldn’t help but goto the bathroom and jerk off to them man. i really liked them too and wanted to even keep them in a hidden folder but didn’t, I feel so bad that I did that and ik I can never tell her so I’m here telling you guys. I feel like I cheated on her bro and I feel weird knowing what her mom my soon to be mother in law looks like naked I feel gross and the post nut clarity hit me like a truck.

Snape kills Dumbledore

47M here. I've had the same 3 in 1 dishwasher for about 12 years now, and never had a problem before today. It always functioned properly, never had any complaints, until it fell out of a moving truck and one of the legs broke off. I just moved into my new home, and brought it over with the first load with the furniture and bed. I guess it wasn't very secure because it wasn't strapped in and I'm a pretty reckless driver (I'm in a truck, that means get the fuck out of my way) and the door flew open and it tumbled out, and now it's all banged up. At first I thought it would be an easy fix, because getting a new one seems like a lot of work and commitment, plus I kinda like this one. Still though, I'm sitting on the couch here thinking about the financial aspect and think a repair is more expensive in the long run, plus I think it's time for a new model. Of course, she got mad when I suggested a replacement, but I explained that if she can't wash my dishes, clean my clothes, or fuck me, she's pretty useless to me. Maybe someone else will spend money on a refurb, but it ain't me. I told her I'm putting a post on Facebook Marketplace for a used dishwasher, washing machine and fleshlight, $50 or best offer, and I'm getting a new one, and now she's crying. AITAH?

I was thinking about an Animal Crossing creepypasta I read around when New Leaf came out, so around 2012/2013. I remember it was a standard enough creepypasta, but the detail that stood out to me is when the main character's face gets turned into a gyroid, like the creepy glitch when you reset while riding the train to another town in the gamecube version.