I spray tanned myself with mouldy green spray tan
First time showing bare legs in public.
Wanted to remove some of the winter white.
Whip out a can of spray tan from who knows when
Proceeded to cover my entire body from head to toe with said can of spray.
Noticed when I was doing my legs over the shower tray that there seemed to be green spots in the shower tray.
Paused to inspect the nozzle only to see army green surrounding it. I then tested it in the basin and my worst fears were confirmed - the spray was camo green.
I didn’t know spray tan expired.
I immediately jumped in the shower and washed everything off. Waiting now to see if it still develops.
My worst fear is that I did this in a small bathroom with the door closed. And have probably breathed in 1 million tiny green spores.
TLDR: I covered myself in (and inhaled) mouldy spray tan.