Fired...
Guillotine operator sues employer wins severance package.
u/CoolEqual — 11 days ago
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r/MissionViejo r/dadjokes r/CitysideFiber r/dadjoke r/RanchoSantaMargarita r/skiingcirclejerk r/mysore r/orangecounty
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Generating all our electricity…
…by solar power can’t happen overnight.
u/CoolEqual — 2 months ago
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Before Everything Was Digital: A Shivalli Restaurant Receipt from 2010
u/CoolEqual — 2 months ago
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What happens when the fog lifts from Los Angeles?
UCLA
u/CoolEqual — 2 months ago
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A slippery slope..
is the path of least resistance.
u/CoolEqual — 2 months ago
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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
u/CoolEqual — 2 months ago
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My dad farted..
..in an elevator, It was wrong on so many levels...
u/CoolEqual — 3 months ago
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To drive an electric car,
Do you need a current license?
u/CoolEqual — 3 months ago
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I bought a wooden car, It's got..
wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden seats, wooden wheels even a wooden key...Guess what?
Wooden start
u/CoolEqual — 3 months ago
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I took a comedy and philosophy course ,
I laughed way more than I thought
u/CoolEqual — 3 months ago
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I tried to walk like an Egyptian..
Now I need Cairo Practor..
u/CoolEqual — 3 months ago
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I tried to tell the cashier a joke!
But it didnt seem to register!
u/CoolEqual — 3 months ago
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I tried to climb a really tall tower in France!
But Eiffel off!
u/CoolEqual — 3 months ago
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I am going to start collecting highlighters!
Mark my words!
u/CoolEqual — 3 months ago
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What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?
A chew chew train
u/CoolEqual — 3 months ago