Size doesn't matter

Skill does. I've seen girls get excited the second they see it. Length and girth delivered. But I usually feel bad because I am unskilled. And the now expected disappointment from them when I can't do quality work they thought would happen. One even saw it and said she doesn't do well with it. Ended up being a movies session with nothing all night. One returns just for the feel of it but never about the skill(her words).

At the end of the day skill issue ndo inamatter

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u/Cool_Flounder5057 — 7 days ago

What is the one thing about your ex that you'll always be grateful for meeting her?

For me. She introduced me to k-drama. Those shows are good. Achana na zile za mapenzi. The action ones are really good. I suggest you guys try Agent Kim Reactivated and A Shop for killers.

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u/Cool_Flounder5057 — 11 days ago

Wasted Money

The last one week I have been beating myself up for wasting money and I have reached a level of acceptance that it was a life lesson. So here is what happened.

I matched with this girl on Tinder she was visually attractive and good looking and before I could say a word she texted me 'wanna hookup?'. Now I went there to get a relationship or a love but someone offers me sex I won't say no considering nimekuwa dryspell ya miaka. She was 5km away and she asked for uber money and said her prices was 3500. So in total to and fro was 4000. I had the money at the time nikajiconsole I'd probably spend more if it was a date with someone. Akafika kwangu and that's when I realized wasichana wako na two versions of themselves. The online version and the kwa ground version. She was ugly, shapeless and smelly. After hours of trying I couldn't even get hard and I was forcing imaginations of other people and eventually I just paid her and asked her to leave. Blocked her and deleted that app.

4000 shs that I could have bought myself something nice. Or even added my mom to the monthly black tax apate hata 14k instead. Hata ningepeana charity. But isorait. We learn and we move.

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u/Cool_Flounder5057 — 18 days ago

I got my balls drained today

My balls have been huge and inflated for a while so I decided to get them drained. Luckily my sister happens to be an expert at that. We've been playing together since childhood with my balls and she is always happy to help whenever I need to release some pressure from them. She likes to lubricate the tip and gently squeeze the balls until all the air is out after she has inserted a needle in the tip. She once tried to suck the air out of them but it was too much so squeezing is always the better alternative. I do like to pump them myself whenever I want them inflated again and play some football with her and friends.

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u/Cool_Flounder5057 — 19 days ago

How do introverts meet new people?

I've tried Tinder, I have tried IG, Reddit and even Twitter(currently known as X) but sijapata someone I'd be with. People I usually end up talking with I am either too boring for them or they are too boring for me and we end up ghosting each other. I do not party and I barely leave my place because I do a lot of remote gigs to be afford my lifestyle. But even when I do leave my house huwa naogopa having a conversation with people around so meeting new people is really hard. I know people make new friends, partners in social spaces but I have too much social anxiety to even find myself in such. And even if I do I'll probably leave early because of the stares that I get(or think I get). I have accepted my place as a weirdo in the society. So question to fellow weirdos how do you meet new people ?

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u/Cool_Flounder5057 — 25 days ago

Watching The Odyssey Alone at the Cinema is a Humbling Experience

Went to the cinemas for the first time in my life to watch Nolan's Latest banger and I hated my experience. Najua ni movie ndo ilinipeleka huko but I couldn't help but notice everyone was in pairs which was kind of depressing cause nilifika solo. I was so hyped up for the movie being a Nolan and Greek mythology fan and most people I noticed were just there for the vibes. I mean who even makes out when such a masterpiece is playing. Such disrespect to that art-piece.

That said the movie was really good(the best movie I have watched this year) and I am planning to watch it again. Waiting for digital seems like a long way out so I will wait a week or two hype to die down nirudi when I have the whole cinema to myself

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u/Cool_Flounder5057 — 1 month ago

So have you guys actually met?

Like for the guys who have posted here or the ones who have Dm'ed those who posted here. Has it led anywhere ? Statistically speaking there has to be at least one couple who have already met from this sub and copulated.

Personally all my endeavors huku zimekuwa fruitless

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u/Cool_Flounder5057 — 1 month ago

Looking for someone to kill the cold with.

Hi there, 25M here. Looking for a female preferably younger but of legal age to help pass time during this cold. I live around kamutiini stage and work from home so anyone closeby would be a plus. I am not a rich guy but I can afford to live comfortably so as long as you are not an expensive girl we can get along nicely. I like anime, movies and series and occasionally reads fictional books so if those are your interests we could align well (Might go to watch the odyssey next weekend).

I am just looking for something casual and won't complain if something nice and long term comes from it.

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u/Cool_Flounder5057 — 1 month ago

Matched with my neighbor

So today I decided to try out this app known as Tinder. A friend told me for perfect results nieke Radius ya 10km ntapata people closeby. Went on a liking spree na kuchagua watu bila kubagua. Not checking their photos or names or age. Two hours later I get a notification "You've got a match". I go to check out the profile and she looks familiar. Squinting closer I notice it is my next door neighbor. Even without saying hi she asks me if I want to hook up. She probably doesn't know I am her neighbor because we have never interacted and now I do not know how to respond.

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u/Cool_Flounder5057 — 2 months ago

What do women want?

Back in highschoool agemates wanted campus boys.

When I got to campus walikuwa wanadate working class.

When I started working wanaendea wababa.

Nikikua mbaba wataendea wazee ?

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u/Cool_Flounder5057 — 2 months ago