I work for a medium sized craft beverage producer. We can put anything we want on the bottom of our cans. Give us some (PG13) DCC quotes that fit on two lines! Contextless spoilers ok.

I work for a medium sized craft beverage producer. We can put anything we want on the bottom of our cans. Give us some (PG13) DCC quotes that fit on two lines! Contextless spoilers ok.

So far I have "I AM YELLING, CARL" and "Goddammit Donut". "I rode the iron tangle" is up next. I can fit about 15 characters per line.

I myself am on book 4. A couple of my coworkers are on books 2 and 5.

NEXT DAY EDIT

WOW I love this sub. Some FAQ:

- It's Stormalong Cider, we make (really good) hard cider in MA, USA.

- Cans should be hitting shelves in the New England/Tri-State area within 2-6 weeks. Keep an eye out and stay frosty.

- Yes, we do mail-order to most US states! I can't guarantee you'll get a can with a quote on the bottom since that's not my department, but if you put a note in the order, I will let our DTC team know what I have done here and hopefully they won't hate me too much.

- I expect to be able to put quotes on almost all our varieties over the next month or so. Thanks for providing so many fun ideas!

u/Craigglesofdoom — 5 days ago

The "MA 250" license plate has quickly become a hallmark of aggressive, reckless drivers.

I gotta hand it to the DMV, they made an at-a-glance recognizable plate design that clearly indicates that the driver behind the wheel is likely a maniac who will gladly play chicken with an 18 wheeler while passing on a double yellow and/or nearly take your bumper off as they cut in front of you in gridlock.

I swear every single lifted pickup driving 6 inches off my bumper on 495 has one of these plates. And when you think about it, it goes hand in hand.

Who else is lining up to celebrate the declining American nation but self-centered lunatics who are quickly willing to disregard the safety and security of those around them?

What is more American than risking life and limb in your fossil fuel powered steel box trying to shave 30 seconds commuting to your job, where your manager would place a hiring ad for your position before they even thought about sending condolences to your grieving family after you're killed in a high-speed crash?

Thank you for coming to my rant.

EVERYONE: This post is a joke. My god. I thought this would be a lighthearted rant with some zingers and maybe some discussion about the state of the American Political landscape but then three different people suggested I'm trying to doxx the owners of these license plates? Please seek professional help.

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u/Craigglesofdoom — 6 days ago

Insane that this passage was written in 2021, over a year before the public launch of ChatGPT

Something something life imitates art. This is the part where >!they have been hired to narrate a documentary about Earth's beauty pageant culture.!<

u/Craigglesofdoom — 9 days ago
▲ 154 r/doommetal

Babe wake up the new Warning album just released

"I am ready to get hurt again" - Michael Scott

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Hope you all pre-ordered it! Can't wait to get the vinyl.

u/Craigglesofdoom — 17 days ago
▲ 86 r/Fishing

Top o' the morning

First outing of the season for me. The lake was active with jumping fish I could hear from the camp bedroom upstairs. Got a good hour of casting in. I love running a spoon with no hook and just seeing what chases it through the water. Then the neighbors decided to let their untrained bernadoodles out with no supervision, so I decided to go get breakfast rather than deal with that.

u/Craigglesofdoom — 22 days ago

Madman hate thread

This dude wrecked my entire party on the way to kill the necromancer. Four level five heroes reduced to fearful, selfish, paranoid, and abusive wrecks. Guy somehow DODGED a buffed sniper shot from my arbalest WHILE MARKED. Hate these freaks.

u/Craigglesofdoom — 24 days ago

Film stock for northern lights?

As you may have seen, a lot of the northern US has a potential to see the northern lights tomorrow. I'm considering setting up a long exposure shot as I have pretty dark skies where I am.

Wondering if anyone else has gotten good results with any particular stocks. I have Ektar, gold, portra 4&800, rerolled 5219, and a roll of rollei infrared too.

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u/Craigglesofdoom — 28 days ago